Limerick Lindros or Loan Along Limerick, Van Beck Style?

On Shabbat I did set with my pop
While I rested with a cold Sundrop
The place was a bar
And it wasn't too far
Where the decent all wore a good top

There now are some cities out east
That have gotten too large like a beast
They now have a fear
With March 17th near
So are cancelling their heathen feast

There still are some tests we must face
When fewer people show up at our place
Will you bake your next frog
While you read about Grog
And then know you have fallen from grace?

I now met a lady named Lina
Who might be like big sister Dynah
She's nicer than Costa
Won't serve pork with pasta
Maybe she's like lemon verbena!

Why is it that many hearts fail
When there's plagues on the Egyptian trail?
When you're forced to go home
And cannot go to Rome
Go and read about manna and quail

Up to 5 month delays in some battle
Are like giving  baby Hannah a rattle
Would you hide in your house
With your infected mouse
Or choose papadam with some clean cattle?

When Babylonian whoredom is maxed out
Yehovah will prove who has real clout
The Congress is haughty
The Senate is  naughty
I hope Raguel wins the next bout!

I now must consider the aunt
Who does good works and raises a plant
We all have a life span
Yes, even the bear clan
Yeshua wouldn't serve pork in Nante!

Is Jebulum at seventeen  real?
 Easter Ham isn't Yehovah's meal!
Can you break a bad Deal
Taiwan Nathan with veal?
Fools choose 'all you can eat' unclean eel!

I'm not putting my trust in Queen Esther
Nor in the name "Hernandez, Nestor"
The Scorpion Pass
Has had murders- Alas!
That won't be avenged by a jester

What if Li Na is 3rd and 11th
And Mike Gartner is stranded at 7th?
Jagr's now the 3rd
LeMieux's 11th I heard
Brett Hull's 4th surely isn't the jacinth!

Tsaddi Pey Hey means 'look at the facts'
Not found in some cold old Jack Chick tracts
'Six eight two two' Strong's code
Didn't evolve from 'The Road Toad'
Read the Scriptures before cataracts!

( The above creative writing communication has taken into consideration Strongs word #1082 ( aligned with March 16, 2020 for students into their 3rd year of appointed time keeping) which means' to rejoice, gain in strength' and sounds something like 'blog' or balag but is spelled Beit Lamed Gimel, which adds up to 35 for those more interested in family additions than military divisions.