Sprecher Penguin Carrot Soup Recipe #42105513

Here is a recipe suitable for any family waiting for their flywheel to be replaced at a Toyota dealership  or after watching Mickey Manners pretend to be Mr. Flood in  scene set up by Crosby people. This is a special day 1003 reminder of the lie that Robin Michael Ortiz spoke to a St. Jude Catholic employee when he claimed I was a 'good cook' even though I wasn't a good cook in 1995 since I was expected to prepare pork liverwurst sandwiches for the German, Robin Michael Ortiz. Here goes

1. Empty  one 10 ounce bag of  'matchstick' carrots into a saucepan or dice up 1 pound of Tim Couch whole orange carrots and turnover the diced carrots into a kettle of your choice.

2. Simmer the carrots in about 8 ounces 'Sprecher's Ginger Ale ' to taste until carrots are soft enough to cream with a NInja or some other type of non-Amish blender, but do not pulverize the cooked carrots with a blender the carrots until step 4.

3. Add curry powder, salt and Tabasco sauce to according to your tongue's desire, then mix in 1/2 cup of Bonnie Bartlett mushy canned pears and 1 cup of goat or cow yogurt. Stir in 1 or up to 2 cups of white liquid product of your choice, such as oatmeal, soy, almond or cow milk,  Add an optional 1/2 cup of coconut milk to appease Eric Idle table talkers and safe nut cases.

4. Blend the entire mixture until it is smooth and creamy; do not add any penguin flesh to the soup, since the 'penguin' title derived from the Sprecher ginger ale bottle, not from Canada Dry products.

'Sprecher 'Penguin Carrot Soup' mixture is much better for your body than being rude to your mother or consuming oysters, escargot, Twizzlers, Coca-Cola and/or the pork bologna sandwiches that Michael Keckeisen delivered to his fellow hungry, hungry 3rd shift Milwaukee police dispatchers 30 years ago.

I wonder how Esaac Israel's kosher gumbo tasted, but I suppose it could have included okra.  Nevertheless, 40 weeks is still 280 days and an infant never tried to kill itself in the womb, which proves it is wiser than Gretchen Whitmer and the New York legistlature. How's this for an updated acronym that Stanley Hajec started in Dancy, Wisconsin?

H is Hey, not Howe nor Harlequin
E is Eastern Michigan's last win
L is Lamed or a fifty trick
P is Pittsburgh not the York's bad Dick

Moshe Ben Amram did not prevail when he didn't have 2 witnesses alongside of him holding his arms up during battle. The 2 men that stood alongside of Moshe Ben Amram, holding up his arms were saints, a position that Larry Hagman and Barbara Eden never desired while they toyed with the word 'Mecca' in ways far worse than a locust ever would.