The first bowling remembrance for St. Zechariah's 11th month vision was held on February 14, 2023 at Shelby Lanes in Michigan; the event was limited to 6 bowlers on lane 11. Although Ladah (H3935), father of Mareshah, was unable to attend due to his appearance in 1st Chronicles 4:21, 6 competitors of hockey notoriety did rack up the following scores:
💛1. Viktor Koslov 190
💙2. Sean Hill 168
🤎3. Petr Mrazek 162
💜4. Marie M.S.O.E. Jackson 158
🧡5. Marie 'M.P.D. Xavier 146
💚6. Marion Gaborik 138
None of the competitors were fingerprinted or asked for identification, but according to unique vision rules, their scores do count and are valid under existing rules for this memorial bowling event. The guest band was 'Happy Schnapps Combo' performing 'Fleet Farm ( A Love Song)'" with all of it's lovely aisle codes included! How can you go wrong when Fleet Farm bows and arrows are in aisle 17, nails are in aisle 24, automotive is in aisle 42, the not-so-funny farm aisle is 43 and light bulbs are in aisle 31... according to Happy Schnapps Combo agents of retail back-up plans? There no British Invasion in Fleet Farm aisles to worry about. Due to popular recognition codes, 'Fleet Farm ( A Love Song)' was played not once, but 2X!!! There was also a mediocre performance by Eric Benet doing his version of 'Dust In The Wind', but I couldn't afford to hire the band 'Kansas'.
After the event, a banquet was held at the Sahara Mediterranean restaurant on nearby Hall Road. No injuries , no crying and no pouting occurred since all competitors expected the non-identical results. Thankfully, no taunting occurred either.
A post-event interview revealed that at least 1 competitor planned to read about Miss Wormwood in 'Calvin & Hobbs' books, even though it had been noted recently on an episode of 'Rat Patrol' that 'facts are no substitute for intelligence'.
Some people think the book of Zechariah is Section 38 of the KJV, but not all people abide by that legend of 38 . Amanda Howell and Amanda Garfield were unable to attend the event due to conflict of interest.... or maybe lack of interest. Next year, 'On Da Badger' might get played 3x so try not. to miss next year's St. Zechariah's 'Eye Roll' Bowling Classic II and get plenty of practice in before then, that is if the United States government Democrats don't kill off all of the U.S.A. anti-abortion legal citizens before then.
Isaiah chapter 30 is worth studying if Zechariah's book has been determined to be is 'nothing but difficult' for a below-average reader to comprehend.
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