Monday, February 27, 2023

Final Cattle Drive Jokes & Facts For Robert Wholey Landgraf Paper

Q)  What breed is woolly bull E?  

S)  a Dexter bull named 'Brad'

(Virginia Cunningham would't type for me, but maybe Billy Joel is waiting for her to come out of Juniper Hills to type  'Kommandant Klink's telephone number is still Rhinelander 4287'.)

πŸ„ Watching Ottawa's Cam Talbot 33 versus Detroit's Magnus Hellberg  is like watching West Bend, Wisconsin's road work zone coverage or a record speed competition....without a drone. 

πŸ₯…  Jesus Ortiz or Jack Lord not showing up for your meals?   Try this cheerful utterance to avoid vain repetitions: " Barry Richter,  B.R. guest, life is a duration test!' 

🐏   Chad Pennington and Baker Mayfield are tied at 138th place with 102 passing touchdowns; that 'passing TD' trivia is relevant to  'non-movie' 53 foot Northern tractor-trailers and  crazy 8 Mile Road drivers in Detroit. 🏈

♫ The song 'Dizzy' by Tommy Roe is really a covert song advertising for Whirlpool appliances.

πŸ“WM 🐴 Squad 37 Trivia:  The name WENDT is historic in Milwaukee because musical Mrs. Wendt survived 8 months in Squad 105 under all the weight of prancing Matilda's  Squad 205.

🦑  I still haven't heard 'Simply Irresistable' from NHL amplifiers, so 'On Da Badger' won during Blatz and Sauer kraut month 49 without any help from Joe Pavelski's' J Train' singers. Kirk Franklin isn't as reliable as Kirk Cousins when sanity is a required quality to be trusted by  Χ™Χ”Χ•Χ”  .

 πŸ₯”"Get the leaven out of the household before the 14th day of the year" is an instruction that brioche worshippers and anti-Χ™Χ©Χ¨ΧΧœ gangs won't comply with.  πŸŸ

🐧  Tom & Jerry are really Tom Stigler and Jerry Rice now.  Tom Kite and Jerry Kelly got caught in Fleet Farm Aisle 15, looking for Victor rat traps.  Tristan  Jarry can't be Jerry.

πŸ‘’ 'Marjorie Wahl Mart'  is a Cleveland Browns branch of  Milwaukee's Junior House clothes line, not a branch of a Goldfish uniforms and Jack Winter chicks. 

☁☁ Edgar Winter's  special Q storms are named Quentin, not  a name as absurd as Quest.  

πŸ₯‹ Purple Belt Awareness Year:  David's  Mitchell Leatherworks  defeated Snowbelt Fireplace in Madison , Wisconsin's beltway unanimous decision.   This might only matter to Squad 18 and Mitchell Foster, hockey player #24 from somewhere I can't recall.

πŸ›Ž. Andrew Fyfe cn be reached @ 613-949-7400 if you can't reach Ashley Cross and Adam Foote. 

πŸšͺ If you do a 50/50 splice of  2 gold balls, specifically a Maxfli and a TaylorMade, you'll get Max Taylor golf ball,  not a Max Homa , William 'Max' McGee or a  Max Pacioretty 'Wild Thing'  problem.

πŸ’ Mario Tremblay is not Ross Armstrong, captain of the 224' long, 24' beamer known as "Algoma Equinox'. Real  Montreal Canadiens history included Sean Hill the defenseman, not Shaun Hill the quarterback.

πŸ“Ί. ' Patricia Murdock' playing 'house' with Jerry Mathers defeated Matt Patricia as an interesting television character.

$$$$  Jupiter needs to know that according to Mr. Eby from First Street Foundation, there will be about  5% TOTAL  inflation between 2023 and 2053, not 5% per year! Suchlow-inflation figures , based on projected losses due to HURRICANES, indicate years of  depression or continual recessions for 30 years in the United States, so don't be in a rush to build or buy housing now while prices have been jacked up by Biden's fiscal insanity.   This is terrific news for retirees who have earned rather than stolen their retirement money but is lousy news for the younger, lazier generation who doesn't actually want to work for their income. 

πŸ“œ It is a sin  to do as Zelensky's Ukrainian/Nazi thieves and USA student loan thieves are attempting to do, since failing to repay a  legal debt is theft unless ALL borrowers consent to forgiveness of the loan. I don't consent to any student loan forgiveness, and neither do any other USA citizens who want the U.S. dollar to outlast Gretchen Whitmer's term as governess of the state she is ruining.  This is not a joke, it is a fact that every competent, honest corporation or household treasurer should know.

🎳 'The Weather Channel' employees  sound as silly as Dinsy characters so  'Albert the Alley Cat' isn't playing dead anymore on' Bootleg Hill.'

🍷 Bully Hill vineyards are probably real, and Squad 22 should know that Chris Archer is from Raleigh, N.C., not from Mars or Venus.

πŸ” If you want to stay with 'Project MOOg', order a beef  butter burger with cheese from Culver's, which can remain at project 3.14. 

πŸ”¨ 6" cattle prods are actually  Usingers's tasty beef seiners.... in Fletcher Witherspoon's sheep casings.

πŸ¦†.  If you need nails at Fleet Farm, check aisle 24.

🌽  If you want your corn boiled  properly, drink Iron City Beer!

🀠 There are at least 3 zones labeled Wyoming in North America, but there is only 1 place labeled "Bevent'.  Now you know WY isn't Y.

⛳.  If you can't drive a Dodge Ram, pitch a Molitor Ram.

🏹   Lake Arrowhead in Wisconsin is safer than Lake Arrowhead in California based on current state taxation levels.  

D..U. πŸ‘ exam:   David Carle might need to know which way is west of Eden, Wisconsin during his flight or fight plans, since he is so talented at watching every rough Tway with a loose puck. ⚫

πŸ¦…  Banks of Plum Creek  Yield Position Transition: 
 
                                  'Pd  in the middle, not Mallory or James' 
                                                            46                                                  
                                                          
Nash , James _____       Vincent  Paul Young Jr. _ Crosby, Sidney
        61                  Boston    74    Bruins                         87
       Pm                                 W                                        Fr

   πŸ₯Š ' Pennsylvania Punch' wrestler's ear joke: 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 

    'Where's our  stills, David Hill? 🍹 '    πŸ€Ό   ' Keep Stihl or gain Steel,  Sam Holy!'


FF Troop:  Fletcher Fist isn't very believable anymore, thus Fletcher Fist is unbelievable, not irresistible

             0.1- 6.99  pH matters     🟦        7.0 -14.0  pH matters 

                                                   ⬥⬥
  πŸ”..... Where's Mountain Home hot air forces, Alabama or Idaho?   

                             πŸ¦‘     Rodger Sykes isn't Rich Sykes   🐍
                                   
                                                        









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