Memphis, Tennessee can either try to get Elvis Presley to turn away flood waters or start tearing down and burning images of Elvis Presley.
The citizens of Lousiana can start a petition to rename their NFL team 'The New Orleans Crayfish' so they are not blaspheming or start a petition to eliminate the New Orleans Saints cheerleaders so the team representatives might actually start looking like actual saints. What goes into the Bengals waterways doesn't head toward the Chicago Bears turf.
The citizens of Louisana might also start protesting Mardi Gras parties if they do not want to remember Lot's wife and want to try to gain as much favor as Joshua and Caleb received a few decades ago instead of 50,,000 years ago when 'The Weather Channel' liberals thought Ted Turner's Indians were moving in and out Paducah and into the Washington National park system.
Maybe there should be a census of 'righteous men' in areas before you choose to settle there, because there is a precedent for a minimum requirement of ten righteous men in an area to prevent super natural forces from complicating the lives of the unrighteous judges or bowl judgment survivors.
I can't recall any NFL team in the United States historically confederate zones or the gold rush areas of the west coast that has not gone the way of the Dallas Cowgirls, which also might be a fact to consider while waiting for Aaron Ridgers State Farm dog squad to annoy you or an underpaid police officer to take an incident report.
It is possible and actually probable that God is not a tobacco advocate even if he or she is a Tabasco pepper plant advocate or a lavender advocate. If tobacco crops get destroyed, start planting barley or some other non-corn grain in your 'Bible belt' if you want to increase the probability you won't starve, and make sure you let your soil 'go natural' every 7th year to test yourself instead of trying to test 'God' or a perfectly decent cotton farmer.
If you think I suggested any of the above in a taunting manner, you would be wrong. I only know of one family that still might live in the Kentucky area and he never did like religious hypocrites but he did think that saving a skunk was as important as trying to recover a good golf ball from an area of violent geese. He and his neighbors might need better suggestions than calling on the name of Anna Ruzinski when pressure designated 'L' as in Lincoln Ladies are not working in their favor. I am not without real concerns as a head of a household, so I wouldn't suggest to a friend what I would not try to do myself.
I try to survive near Detroit because my father told me that's as far away as he would recommend that I deploy myself after we both had a lot of assets stolen by his former son-in-law. I'd rather watch a Philadelphia Lyon dodge or catch pucks than see Matthew Stafford earn another penny. Sometimes what we rather do is not possible to do without the consent of Satan, who the JW. ORG people emphatically claim is the ruler of our earth. However, the JW.ORG never point out that he is not the ruler of the heavens or the Church of Philadelphia because the JW.ORG people are not part of the Church of Philadelphia based on their protestant doctrines.
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