Dear Nobody,
My Air Force family dog named "Princess' is still living and much more polite than the neighbor's children.
So many people say that you, the solo Nobody, are perfect, so golf and spiritual law news might be of interest to you. Today, the First Annual Michael Keckeison Memorial Hebrew Shorthand Golf Classic was held at Cedar Glen Course without any Dorsey swings or Graco swings in sight. I took first place in this tournament with a SD on the front nine and a NC on the back nine, with a total equal to the number of Simeon Rice's NFL sacks, namely QKB. I only lowered myself enough to cause one serious divot on hole 17, and there were no signs of James Garner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson, James Coburn or George Harsh underneath the turf. I achieved a tremendous goal and did not launch my ball into any sand trap, since sand traps are worse than the golf cup to get out of.
Wisely, I did not call this outing the 'First Baptist Roman Numerology Classic' since I did not see any Baptists or Romans in the tournament. Golf classics are better ways to remember other people who were more important than any Diary, and a much better way to spend a day in Toronto than gawking at spiritual loser photographers who typically take pictures of other spiritual losers like Marilyn Monroe or Cindy Crawford or Olivia Newton John. Nobody actually realizes that police ID techs and men who photograph crime scenes in order to actually help solve crimes are much more valuable in an anti-commandmentist dysfunctional society than idiots who take pictures of trashy, immoral models or CBS film crews who film imitation FBI agents on 'Cold Case'. Of course, even 'Captain Obvious' knows that Steve Yzerman's organization is not better than Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys based on their Larry Hagman type pompom people, who might all be former males that went in for surgery somewhere. I certainly can't assume that all belly-dancing people with long-hair, pompoms and make-up on in Florida are females.
In addition to 18 holes of golf with use of a motorized golf cart, all competitors in the Michael Keckeisen Memorial Hebrew Shorthand Golf Classic received 1 can of Miller Lite Beer, an Almond Joy candy bar, water, a 7 oz ground round burger, french fries, cole slaw and absolutely no Budweiser products all for $28.00. As required by true blue law, no members of the Macomb County Sheriff Department were allowed to participate in today's perfect golf classic. Of course, I do not need to remind you, perfect Mr. Nobody, that anyone still in law enforcement who has not corrected their errors, and/or failed to correct the reports ( I did not drop the charges I reported) tied to my valid complaint of felony robbery against Vincent LoCicero ( threatening bodily harm with a bat and an automobile when a customer tries to recover money stolen from them is a form of robbery) and/or failing to take proper judicial action against my former employee, Shane David Hendrikson for presenting false information to investigating deputies and in family court makes you party to their crimes in the Most High God's court and obviously in the sight of any real living saint. What a shame that so few public officials are willing to repent and change their ways when there is little or no pressure put on them by the victims!
Back to 'Go Green Amethyst news. I have now entered myself into the Annual 38th Day of the Omer MIchigan Classic, which will be held on the 38th day of the counting of the omer. The main objective of the Annual 38th Day of the Omer Michigan Classic is to reject any and all drugs intended to cause imperfect people to try to escape reality , so DARE Bears will be allowed in the golf carts on the 38th day of the omer.
Continue in your perfection, Mr. Nobody. I consider you a perfect friend, which is much better than a corrupted diary full of evil plans or expressions of unrealistic hopes of perfection or great expectations from idols such as Mr. Peabody, Walt Disney, James Dean, 'Happy Days' or Pixar animated characters.
Bon soir, Nobody!
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