This Speedy Q Spade '61st Century' news bulletin for bored saints might be needed to help out various government agencies with suggestions for proper transition to 'Michael' lines and proper disposal of pictures of the 'son of perdition'. Indeed, I may have heard a serious ethical dilemma and I feel it is my duty to offer real cheap options to those at a point of 'Car Meldrum' and Bugle Boy George indecision.
1. 'We don't know what to do with the current 'ONe'. With a picture Barack Obama, the immoral closer to year of the monkey behind you rather than in front of you, 'current 1' problems do emerge.
A) Remember that in the Super MOM quiz, the minimum is 7 and the maximum is 49, which correlates to Milwaukee Police Headquarters very nicely. Personally, as soon as Donald Trump is sword in, I would assign Toledo Squad #99 to give Barack Obama a free ride to a very small jail cell, and surround him with thousands of very bright green lights for a monimum of 1 month, 24 hours per day. If he doesn't complain about the green lighting, sleeps well and is also unable to smoke cigarettes during his confinement, I would test him for possible robotics tampering, since no normal human being would enjoy that torture test.
B) If Homeland Security officers don't know what to do with the nasty pictures of Barack Obama, I could offer many legal suggestions such as:
A) Taking them into a dartboard and hang the dartboard up in a local basement of their choice to see where his ears are aligned.
B) Trade the picture for a mug shot of the father of Richard Edwin Xavier and see if there is any noticeable difference in reaction from the general public.
C) Replace the picture with an empty or full box of Oreos signed by Venus Williams or Peyton Manning Make sure the bar code of the Oreos is studied and memorized in case someone steals the Oreo box.
D) Do not send Barack Obama or pictures of Barack Obama to Israel; it would be better to shred the pictures of Obama or use them for really thick toilet paper if you have been the victim of any real crimes during the Barack Obama administration.
E) If the current ONe they don't know what to do with is a 'code 8-10, find out who is leading the Zebulon group and send them to the ruler of the Hebrew letter Aleph.
F) If the current 1 they don't know what o do with is the letter Beir, send the Beit ruler to me and we can start the book of Exodus testing together.
G) Turn the pictures of barack Obama over to living male 1 year olds and see who can piss the farthest while aiming for his nose. Make sure you put a huge picture of Al Sharpton or Tom Brady underneath Obama as a splash guard, since neither is capable of being a trustworthy lifeguard or a good role model.
H) If the current number 1 problem is Phil Arreola and Jeff Blashill, send them to my house and have them returned to a natural state (pull the electronic wires off of) the shrubbery near my house and see if the evil beast that didn't want me to rest peacefully responds to force his apostacy trash onto the natural branches. If he does, consider all three of them equal to the unholy trinity and consider them enemies of the cross of Christ according to the number 1 Jasper Foundation unit. This problem coincides with the H=1 chemistry testers.
I) If the current number 1 is Rueben's sardius unit, recheck all former Wisconsin Badger hockey players and see if they want to buy my house and help me move away from the Suburban Ice House to a better location in Wisconsin , Pennsylvania or Canada. As you can see, this '1' problem coincides with a Roman '1' sign.
J) If the current number 1 problem is 'X', leave the 1 and go after the 99.
K) If the number 1 current problem is at 'home' or insulation lines, remember that if you are not ready to leave home area you never get into a good baseball game, since getting to first base is better than staying at 'home' games all the time. (Consider this the Queen of Diamonds Special K directive.) I already told a representative of JW.ORG that all his comrades should keep the passover feast in their homes this year and then head out and away from 'home' somewhere the next morning. Since I am not allowed to give a teaching seminar in the Kingdom Hall. it is up to the 'Lefty Lemon Crosby Chris Craft' unit to see how quickly the proper news can spread to a group that has remained carnal for much too long.
L) If the current '1' problem is '1' Lion, give the problem to Daunte Culpepper and include Cotton Bowl results as a constant for Badger Bus Lines and Antonio Brown's deception desk jokers.
I wonder how the border patrol humans on duty would feel if bright lights, whether they be spotlights or ugly useless green lights, were shining into their work area throughout the night shift. I suspect they would be very angry at the people who forced them into a very unhealthy, anti-defense and anti-safety situation. I know that a workplace should not be considered less important than a home when it comes to respecting honest citizens reasonable requests for holy and good 'anti-Christmas' old style George Washington changes.
Current developments are not the same as New Development in Saint Lucia in a Basil W. Duke situation, since it should have been clear to everyone that has claimed to be a 'Christian' that a thief should never be defended by any other person, but should have been ordered to pay back 7 times what they stole to the victim in order to be forgiven for their crime. Whoever tries to defend a thief becomes party to their crime, even if it is a person like Marcia Snow. Oh, by the way, there have been and will be many atheists in foxholes during periods of war and during periods of training in military camps.
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