Once in a while, even an unpaid anti-bad reporter has to go from watch to fun intead of going from Fun to watch lines. Several non-random reports can go out from my version of Stalag 1 to others trying to split Little Girl Blue and Chicago Song nerds. The following news bulletins can be read aloud in any public or private gathering without fear of getting charged with 'hate speech':
A) Because some weather god iced the earth in my zone today, I am conducting dry upper room hockey practices in my rehabilitation center with a private coach who looks exactly like me in the mirror.
B) If you started a April Fool's day soft count in 2015, it is day 666. If that '666' number frightens you, you should try to switch your fear to the number 2015, the number 1532 or the number 1290. Fear of ice storms actually is reasonable fear of the weather God, so do not try to become fearless and ignorant of the phrase 'Fear God and keep His Commandments.'
C) Resist doing something YOU want to do today to start trusting Y=Yitrium or Y=Yellow. For instance, even though I have Sergei Krivokrasov's telephone number now, I am going to resist calling him. This is known as mental resistance training only a few wise people practice once in a while ot make sure they are not zombies or robots.
D) Do not practice crying when you are extremely happy, and do not practice laughing when you are extremely sad. It is not against the law to cry when you are happy at a wedding or laugh at a funeral, and doing so naturally might reflect how you really feel about the occasion. If you attend the funeral of your enemy and then naturally laugh or pretend to cry, you might become a suspect in some external investigation.
E) In old bowling news not sponsored by Conn Smythe, 'The Blind Squirrels' raked in 3 more points and took the 3rd game with a 666 total. ' 'Clarence' the sub for the 'Blind Squirrels' did not match the description of a 'Cross Eyed Lion' or of Mel Brady' , maybe because he was farthest from Van Dyke Road' and assigned to lane 1, not 2.. Just4Exercise' on lane 2 raised 4 points, as '3rd Down Dan' got a 424 'Ed Jovanonski' anti-Reno total. Me, myself and 4th Down 'I' toppled 441 pins rather than stuffing pork rinds into my mouth for 3 hours. Possible bowling scores rigging might have been occurring with some of my knowledge but not with my official consent. 'Just4Exercise' is now at 43W and 90L, which seems like a Illionois and Wisconsin freeway joke to me, but holding onto the sweet 14th spot may not be as easy as singing 'hymn 405' or hymn '166'.
F) In Fast Red extremely old news, Robert Smith still only has 6818 total yards and 32 touchdowns in his NFL career, which is a much better number than the false '919 series' credited to someone named 'Cheryl' distributed by Shelby Lanes bowling secretary to Monday Senior bowlers. Maybe 919 means Minnaepolis Boston Minneapolis' to Air Force failures. Could 919 mean 'FHF' or be some intentional way of making me look like I am on 3rd down instead of at 2nd down in High HDCP. Series? Correcting intentional deception of a genuine err only once and then returning to the M.O. of distrubuting incorrect information is as bad as preventing a felony against yourself only once and then committing felonies against others on a regular basis due to an anti-Truth and Anti-1532 mindset. Falsifying information intentionally after corrections had been made is considered lawlessness, not Truth in disclosure.
G) In standard Brave Macabbees Stuart Levy follow-up systems not associated with Marie Osmond, I lost a total of 6 pounds in 2 months going on a 'Little India' dietary. Now at a chubby but not obese '166', I still am trying to get down to 157 by the next feast of Israel. Of course, I can still say that I am Marie and I gained 166 pounds since I was conceieved, all the while hoping that no one has tried to create a 'clone' of me. I refuse to try to transmorgrify myself like a MIT graduate might try to do, since I do not have 'Ball' control problems associated with regular 'cartoon Capers' sections of Packers and Noodle wackers.
H) Do not confuse Matt Murray of hte Pittsburgh Penguins with any of the following if you want to continue onto the Exodus plan and not get stuck at 'Land of Confusion' with the wrong 'Phil' system:
a) Me
b) MEJXOH
c) Murray the cop on 'The Odd Couple'
d) Murray Balfour
e) a Murray lawnmower
f) XXX Root Beer
g) Todd Gurley
I) The right 'Phil' in the I=53 system is Sosnowski, not Meyer.
J) The left 'Phil' in the I=53 system is Milocz, not Donahue. What is to the left is sometimes a good driver, not a sleeping policeman .
K) In fair SKI team forces, it might be necessary to 'Polish Up' the remnant of Israel with Wronski, Jablonski, Swedowski, Nowakowski and Jovanovski lines.
L) When Colorado Evolution has a problem with musician Dennis Coffey's album names, it is become they trusted the L=50 plan too long instead of going to the N=50 or N=7 of 'MESXJO' plan that includes Skaradzynski as the rookie copper on the right and the District 2 squad rating systems that include partial interesting recollection of James Menger's squad 92 historians.
M) M= married in some legends. This cannot be a 'Secret Service' message, since there are no USA singles marked with an 'M'. Go back to point I=Individual effort or remember that Michael Bennett of Milwaukee Tech is not Michael T. of 'The Blind Squirrels'. Since real saints end up rejecting the method of 'The Beatles' eventually, musical choices matter since a person with a sound mind might see but won't BELIEVE the lyrics to 'All You Need is Love' or even worse, the willfully ignorant '8 Days a Week' song.
S) If your 'sweet 16' plan petered out at Sulfur, go back and study S=Salutatorian lines and make that your high school S line was not elected, but earned their S by STUDYING and passing real difficult. tests. If you expected another N after M, go back to the L=Lamed way.
T) This is the best news for any T-Club member. After examining documents tied to deTroiT hockey, a fools gold slip went the way of the Mark Sanchez shirt since it got trashed by me. Giving the number '79' to Zetterberg is like trying to fill in the Grand Canyon with a large bowl of cotton to try and close the gap between 2118 and 3979. A piece of paper with a '79' on it in a contrived act of disorder is contrary to real Au at 79, not associated with real Au at 79. Consider that a word of caution fo those like me who no longer believe in the methods or idealogy of males like Ted Lindsay or Gordon Howe at 7 and 9.
P) Jason Garrett is not covered by the Day of Atonement process, especially since he arrogantly flipped up his 'index' and 'pinky' as though he knew what he was doing. Dallas Cowboy fans are morally ill and shouldn't be chewing gum and doing anything else at the same time. Repeating gestures you do not understand can get you into serious TROUBLE when you face the reality that there really are still BGD's, VL's, Latin Kings and Spanish Cobras pulled into or pushed into gambling and sports venues. Garrett Lepak might be starting his 'count' from the far right side of 2970 South Delaware Street in Milwaukee, which still might only get the P troop to 'The Plymouth Adventure' or a TIerney 50th San Jose Shark parking lot someday. If you play with the P, you might have to go to the U15 Jamie O'Leary Roughriders, not being able to advance directly to the Milwaukee Pulaski Poolside Super D6' Greyhound Specialized Low Flyers Unit.
R) For Regular Sheldy Lane Change Down&Outer Drive teams: 'Cheryl's' 204' is now worth as much as the disposable backing of a 2017 Tamba Bay Lightning #18 Sticker contrived by Google in Italian computer systems . Cheryl's 205 game is no better than the disposable backing of a #91 Tampa Bay John Stamkos sticker from the Dollar Store Select Funds And Selective Silly Service. My 201 game ties me with a kind female named Rose and is part of the 3rd Down Daniel Bell 'Swimmy Team' , barely hanging onto the Catholic Dominican Elizabeth Cummings 8th Grade Upscale English Nun&Zagnut Checkers.
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