Sunday, December 4, 2022

Soccer World Cup Vs. Revere Dog Bowl : Local 215 Split

 Cash the dog lives in a house

Set upon Lot 2

He might go crap on soccer fields

But he can't create dew


Matty Cash has Polish skins

Set inside uniform 2

Matty Cash  is not a puck

From Czerkawski's crew


If I watched Poland vs. France

While Qatar spies on them

Sure, I've been to Turner Hall

Without a Kane Place hem


Corruption in the soccer world

Is evident to those

Who rather stay near home and work

With seeds and soil and hoes


I know some children who play soccer

I hope they remain sane

Since dog bowls and soccer's  'World Cup''

Are actually the same


Households don't need dogs inside

Nor Tom Hank's 'Wilson' ball

Households need children trained to work

Outside from winter to fall


Idolatry makes house dogs train you

To be their dog dung master

Idolatry around soccer balls

Is an unnatural disaster!


Why did Poland get 1 behind

The French goal keeper's head?

A blue line added to a flag 

Is no longer ' White+Red'!


Cash on Lot 2  is a CRaP game

Like dog bowls vs. cups

Since I resist dog idolatry

I rather study  UPS


Thanks to  UPS workers many skills

I can send good boxes

Rather than handling dog shit for

The 'Real Magic' foxes


France has been a home for crap

From black dog named 'Denzel'

Milwaukee's been a home for men

Such as Edward M Stenzel


Don't get raise up with soccer chaff

Though it might be near you

Your better off remaining on 

The aged ivory barley crew


Local 215 can now T up

With  Czerkowski or Mathieu Roy

Since firemen worth their pension checks

Know fire's not a toy


To T up properly with Valspar

Understand the 'Virtuoso'

T215, like Shadyside

Is near PLUM, not a Russo


Guzzo, Husso, Russo, Watt

They sure can  slip and slide

But if your team can't evict dogs

You can't be justified


I'll recall Debbie Musante

And 'Crane Meadows' course

Certainly it is evident

My legs aren't from a horse


I could have re-typed an old psalm

Or questioned Cash the dog

But instead I'm posing a new challenge

For ants now on a frog


Why consider a Mad Ant?

Why think of your brave brother?

What if your memory bank is broke?

What made you hate your mother?


Depositions aren't the way

To bring man to repentance

Prepositions are a way

To test a noun's dependence


Who brought the shame to your  surname?

What made your family sick?

It could be dogs, liars and drugs

Don't blame my hockey stick.


Brady Cleveland, boy from Wausau

Will be traveling south

He'll have to decide if sound waves

Come from Andy Brandt's month


'Jesus Christ' is now on plastic

Reclaimed from hockey walls

 While at Mosinee's   'Jackson hole'

Did 'Jesus Christ'  attract golf balls?


Crappie casserole, cedar tea

What's next on the menu?

Apperson named Caleb can choose

Squad 77*'s his new venue


Detroit might shuffle Board around

From boogie to a dart

Saturday might push his Fries around

Or trip on his own fart. πŸ‘ƒ



(Yes,  Caleb Apperson is an NHL linesman  that is far more reliable than a computerized APP.) Now for some  'First Student'  'organ stop' comics:

    πŸ¦….."Where's my feather stone?'       πŸ¦‰'Coach Tony Granato passed 97 and got to 98 W's."  

                       πŸ¦‹ 'We have a good altitude, eh? .' .     🐝....'Yup. What's that below us?'  

                              πŸ•Š  "It might be Gary  below us.'

        


   ⛳               🏌* ''Gary, why did David Joplin's team stop at 77 instead of reaching 80 likeTyler Wahl? '  

                🏌It's because Fender-Rhodes electric pianos stop at 77 keys sometimes, Mr.  Behling ".    

πŸ₯ Milwaukee Tech's Mark Crockett earned his T; Jeffrey Chase can keep his C.                                      

For my next work project, I have to go the non-gold dumbbell gym training seminar that I am leading for  57 pennies  per month.   Red Kelly's  πŸŽΊ 5 pennies per month wasn't enough of an expense budget.

πŸ‹  45 pound barbell bars aren't nominal value since $80.00 is quite a large amount of money to an honest retiree or a person forced out of a job as a bookkeeper by corrupt judicial forces.   If you utter  'financial worth' falsehood you are a liar and a wicked  attorney.

Ask a living man who lost only 1 of 2 eyes what his 1 missing eye is worth in CASH to him, knowing that  1 dog should never be worth more than 300 USA dollars  anywhere in heaven or in sane financial districts on earth.

Then ask the man with  only 1 eye what his remaining eye is worth to him in English pounds after having to pay in USA currency for a fake eye that cannot see. I suspect a logical man would not sell his house to regain an 2nd eye when he has learned to survive with  1 eye like I have learned to survive with the equivalent of 1 lung after losing a huge amount of lung function from 2nd hand smoke as filthy and unjustified  as Ron Glass in his fake New York detective scenes.

  Will you quit smoking cigarettes for your family's sake, or would you rather intentionally injure yourself and others?

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