Most of us were required to take 'physical education' classes but not many of us. have been required to take and pass spiritual education classes. I tend to disagree with Peter Salemi's ' don't make any waves' with Christmas keepers. It's wiser to give them an audible to think about than to gl along with the Church of England flow charts.
Here are some excellent 'Agitated Agate' ways to respond to people who utter 'Merry Christmas' instead of uttering 'thank you' to them for actually giving you nothing useful with their words:
Terry towel buyer response: " I divorced Christmas and won't remarry it.'
O'Neill response: Admire Scott Gomez.
Kerr Jar Head Response: 'If Mariah Carey does it, it must not be correct.'
Toy Soldier response: ' I'd rather side with the prophet Yermiyah than with the Vatican.'
Squad 92 Early response: 'I'm not in the dead tree erection crew anymore.'
Church of Zubulun response: 'I'm sticking with the pilgrims and rejecting Christmas lures.'
Courtois French Hensick response: 'I have been sickened by Christmas activities; be good to yourself.'
Vain Customs agent: 'I object to Christmas, not Nazem Kadri's perspective.'
Yahwehist Local 3068: As a member of Rod of Iron Local 26, I am a conscientious objector to Christmas activities.
Russian response: " I celebrate the birth of Sergei Fedorov not the tradition of United States Democratic excessive unnecessary spending.'
St. Marie 9069 response: 'Mary Magdalene? Marry Apperson.' With this response the audible will confuse the hearer, but it will prove you are less redundant than the speaker you heard from or a computer who wants to be called 'Alexa'.
Bob Hopeful response: Let's hope and pray Putin makes America straight again.
Bryson Gray response: By the Tishbite way, how long is it until the next weekly Friday dusk event?
Anti-robotics class response: I won't repeat what you said. How's your food chain doing?
Badger Bowl response: Do you know what good badgers do at the beginning of winter? We inspect our tunnel OPtIONS!
New Gadite response: Well, make sure your transition from late autumn to Edgar winter includes 2nd amendment rights.
Dusty Kleiss response: How's your late autumn going? ( This avoids being seasonally offside and should be used prior to December 21st)
Rodney Weary action response: Winter is in progress, eh? ( This proves you are aware of seasons, lunar cycles and Garth Snow jobs.)
Squad 1079 response: How many days is it until Scott Gomez's birthday?
Ovechkin 'diversion' response: Did you know it's a lot safer to live in Moscow than in Washington, D.C.?
As you can see or hear, there is difference between John Joyce's studs in Pennsylvania and 'The Silver Studs',yet if you pretend as though you do not object to the Church of England, Biden and Vatican ways, you are too lukewarm to be hot or cold.
The next lie you might is 'Save Big Money at Menard's' when in fact spending 89% toward anything is to saving money at all. If Menard's was not deceiving you, they would proclaim 'Spend some money at Menard's'. An 11% discount still requires that money is spent and not actually saved at all.
IN my next post I will explain why the Russian ruble is superior to any crypto currency that gamers are selling, but I might delay so others can read about Strong's Hebrew 1694, namely what it means to get sent into a 'joint' without hockey goalie Max Gutjahr stopping you.
There's seems to be an extreme amount of injury fakers in the World Cup soccer games and now Grant Wahl can spend eternity with the spirit of Elton John encouraging him to discontinue normal activities, that is only if Mr. Wahl embraced and can initiate the concept of 'eternity gritty' cycles commencing.
Choosing to get injected with experimental doses of non-nutrients marketed by unloving, greedy corporations isn't a normal activity.
Have you seen a ring-necked duck marked site '9' lately or did Jumbo the elephant site #65 last gain your attention with Joel Hanley?
Is David Joyce still renting space in a match factory?
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