Once upon a past tense business and household time before my residence was overtaken by Nazi-minded regime in Marathon County, Wisconsin, I received a diploma from 'Financial Peace University' which is now more useless than the spirit of 'Stonewall Jackson'. Will the Ulysses Grant Union Babylonian Nut cases who stupidly still worship Abraham Lincoln ever consider they should not have tried to tamper too much with historic reminders? Here's an anti-Ramsey, tough Brunette 15 question test to examine your conscience and regarding typical 'Christmas' or non-IRS spending.
1. Did you buy any flesh described as an 'abomination' by prophets such as Moses, who crushed the stone version of the Law, for your household? Keep in mind that a 'curse' is not the same as an 'abomination', since it is SIMPLER (less difficult) to reject an abomination than it is to reject a blessing or defend yourself against a curse.
2. Did you buy or sell products that had images of 'Santa Claus' or 'Playboy' logo on them in the past 7 years?
3. Did you buy or accept any 'Kennedy half dollar' pieces in the past 3 years?
4. Did you accept a Euro as a from of payment in the past 7 years?
5. Did you purchase a movie theatre ticket or purchase any video of something that was rated 'PG-13', or 'R' in the past 3 years?
6. Did you buy or sell any 'Victoria's Secret' products in the past 7 years?
7. Did you buy an automobile worth more than a flood insurance policy for your house? If so, you are part of the reason the USA might try to raise their debt-load.
8. As part of a governing body, did you decide to charge fees for license plates on cars that are clearly designed to have 2 license plates but then only give them 1 plate ? If so, you are a wicked steward of transportation, anti-crime and public safety funds and should not expect any type of angelic protection. (This is a 'Ruth Palkans' type 'Good Samaritan' question).
9. Did you try to flip 'F-Troop' for 'Frankenstein' lines in order to try to intentionally confuse or deceive Edgar Jackson or Winter Club teams, with no concern for Flouride, Frankincense or Atlanta F6 money lines?
10. Did you pay too much attention to Irma DeLeon lines and not enough attention to Robert DeLeon of Milwaukee or the Book of Isaiah?
11. Did you think you had to receive money from a person before you would give them a gift? Michael Rood currently conives his audience by requesting money for his business and studio show where Moses is not always read on the Sabbath, and then incorrectly defines the trinket he sends you as 'a gift'.
12. Did you invest in any CUT stone that cannot represent one of the foundation stones of the new and holy Jerusalem? ( Try to learn ot REMEMBER that only uncarved, uncut stones can represent a tribe of Ysrael).
13. Did you buy a new television set even though the television set you had was not broken?
14. Did you purchase a ticket to see a team than had cheerleaders dressed in 'Hooters' type attire, namely with cleavage pushing and uncovered abdominal walls in the past 3 years?
15. Did you, as a free non-slave, refuse to visit your living mother and your living father at their home ( this does not mean at their funeral service) in the past year?
16. If you invested in or spent time in places like 'Noah's Ark' in the Wosconsin Dells or water rides at horrific, dangerous unholy amusement parks such as 'Great America' or Disneyworld' in the past 7 years or do not believe that olive leaf is a safe antibiotic that a dove can transport in a medical crisis, subtract 150 points from your total score. Cue cats and Quebec dogs understand the meaning of this White 16th billiard Ball State consequence of not thinking seriously enough during your decision making processes at Chris Vadala's 'Fun and Games' level.
If you made a false claim that for every sofa or couch trip or item purchased there is a theft, you are a liar and the Truth is not in you. State Farm Insurance commercials once again proved they are liars when their actors claim that for every purchase of something you desire legally, a thief will illegally take what you desired. Yehovah actually hates liars and as a result most likely does hate State Farm Insurance commercials.
For every honest Y=yes answer, give yourself 10 points, for a horrible score of 150. Every Y answer probably makes you as spiritually and morally inept as Yzerman or Chelios. For every honest N=no answer, give yourself 50 points for a maximum of 750 points. For every N answer, you might be as bright as Napthali or Nun, the father of Joshua. A total of 750 points might make you 'chief priest' or cheif shepherd material according to Strong's Hebrew codes and a score of 150 means you most likely refused to read or don't believe Psalm 150 which makes you a typical Michigan Rochester road unholy and unwise human worthy of some harsh corrections IF you want to be blessed properly. If you end up with 'Zero', you are more dangerous to society than Satan.
The following listed Little 4 items are anti-bonus suggested 'flash flood' items you should purchase for yourself rather than purchasing cigarettes, candy, cut flowers (living plants produce oxygen), soda pop, guns or ammuntion. Thanksgiving or Pentecost is a good time to buy gifts for yourself and your family, or if you are not a Jehovah's witness, buy them for yourself on the anniversary of the departure from your mother's womb since very few know the day or the hour they were conceived.
1. Buy a somewhat study raft-type device. I purchased a decent raft with 2 oars for $30.00 at Dunham's near I-94 and exit 243 in Michigan . Such a raft is better than water skis with no boat in sight.
2. Buy a life-jacket approved for water-skiing that also has a zippered compartment to keep keys,identification and eyewear in. I purchased an excellent life-vest for about $50 that I would feel very safe in if I had to evacuate my car or house and float toward some safer area.
3. Buy a device that filters and cleans water. I purchased a Swiss-made personal water filtration system for up to 100,000 gallons for around $20.00
4. Buy snorkel to add more access to an oxygen supply in case of flood emergency. Snorkels usually are under $50, with many of them under $20.
Remember, do not STEAL during any crisis, since you are better off becoming a martyr than stealing to prolong your anti-Moses life.
Total flood emergency survival kit: $100 per person plus the cost of flood insurance for your household. You can survive without a can opener and it is easier to save yourself if trust your domesticated animals to try and save themselves as is their nature, especially if you get pull-top canned foods or plastic wrapped protein bars to go with your filtered dirty flood water that you must learn to suck out of a straw. Loading a few days of food, a rain suit, a flashloght and a some decent clothes into a decent raft probably won't sink your raft as easily as you would sink with Tom Wahl driving a boat in front of you on ugly Post Lake in ugly, unholy Elcho, Wisconsin. I learned the 'ugly' word on HGTV, so if your score is 450, you are as lukewarm and wasteful as HGTV personnel.
As a hockey equipment manager and coach reminder, tossing a hockey helmet on your head when you have to evacuate an area and enter rough waters or a tornado alley will help protect your head better than a bicycle or baseball helmet. Of course, shin guards, elbow protection, chest protection and hockey pants also are excellent to wear and have available in your automobile and home during tornado warnings, so do not give away all of your perfectly good tornado defense equipment even if you have quit playing hockey.
I intend to donate my autographed photo of Adrian Peterson to another Peter this week, since Darius Hilary of the Cleveland Browns is now my favorite #28. Prince Fielder was never my favorite #28, and Nick Striglos isn't #28 now.
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