Sunday, September 24, 2017

Pop and Mom Goes The Weasel!



Now that I know alphabetical  biblical Henrew word  #2468  might mean 'weasel', do you know the difference between a Boyd's 'fake animal' collection, a weasel, an otter and a ferret?

LaNCe LiNK is actually smarter than a Ford F150, and that is an 'anti-automatic' Team 151 fact.

If the Pittsburgh Steelers remained in their team sanctuary during 'The National Anthem', I would next recommend that Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mick Tomlin 'ditch' the sign of crucifix from his neck and 'stone himself' before someone else does.  A crucifix doesn't save lives, but any good slingshot operator knows that a stone can be a good form of decent offense if launched or decent defense if you remain behind it.  Maybe if Mike Tomlin hangs a turquoise or sardius stone on his neck he is more likely to handle any difficult problems like a Levite or a 'First Nation' Cherokee instead of  acting like a Catholic altar boy hiding in the sacristy near some 'Love Bug' episode or  area 53.

With that D.A.R.E. officer recommendation above me, let me return some good advice to those who don't have coaches like Mike Tomlin:

1. Remain standing during 'The Star Spangled Banner' but do the Badger Hockey famous one-fingered 'sieve' sign while singing or remaining silent. There is no sense saluting a flag that cannot give you orders, so you might as well 'sieve' the United States Flag. The first sieve should be Delaware, and at least you will be remembering the stripes properly.
2. Have your team come up with a state song and display your STATE flag at your 'home games'. This is another way to de-escalate a problematic situation.  For instance, I would start playing 'The Pennsylvania Polka' at any 'Keystone State' home games and raise the Pennsyvania flag to show STATE unity and avoid more 'church' problems on a good Sunday to start working harder than your average Anglican minister of lukewarm audibles.

A weasel might decide to keep his unclean animal associates in an unseen, dirty tunnel-type location until they are ready to go on offense. Remaning in a disclosed, semi-private area during an ongoing conflict is a form of self-defense.  Keep in mind that George W. Bush also was out not seen by cameramen when he bunkered in at some military base after Septemebr 11, 2001.


On the next post, I will have very clear or smoky quartz recommendations to start thinking like a sealed Levite far away from the Gaza strip or a sanctified sealed saint without Rahab on Yom Kippur.




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