What amazed me as I read the book of Nahum is that while some people will be in anguish due to natural catastrophies that the Lombardi trophy won't solve, the servants of Yehovah will literally be in better spirits, thankful, holy and in decent condition mentally and physically. That means there are times when areas that sing over and over 'God Bless Texas' forgot to bless and be obedient to the true good Holy One of Ysrael and have completely rejected the warnings from the prophets of Ysrael in their spiritual processes and financial decisions. As it is about 31 days until Yom Kippur, I won't be at Lake Gogebic tossing another sucker fish into the flames. I rather be tossing an Amberjack to the Calgary Flames alumni on Yom Kippur than ever go back to the horrible Shane David Hendrikson ways to reject the appointed fasts and appointed feasts for Ysrael; I also don't want to be on any of the Nazi ways and mean people committees that exist out of limbo.
The Buffalo Bills appear to be going in a better directions since they had a pimp fight with their former cheerleaders. The results of 2 evil spirits colliding with lawsuits and not enough ephod thinking sometimes can result in the lesser of 2 evil spirits deciding to rid themselves of their 'pimp' team image and evacuate their whorish female cheerleadings squads, with indwelling dangerous seducing spirits, completely.
A few select teams should try to sign Jaromir Jagr to get him back into purgatory, past Gordon Howe, who dd not follow the rules of hockey often enough to be called a good player, and get Jagr out of Florida before Irma strikes, because it is important how you intend to move toward the Kingdom of Simeon the 7th seal , and the 9th foundation, especially if you started as a Pittsburgh Penguin:
1. The Chicago Blackhawks would be a good team if Jaromir Jagr wants a tough coach and a good captain, Jonathan Toews.
2. The Minnesota Wild would be a wise choice if he wants to test his skills with a team affiliated with green felines and yellow stars instead of green clovers.
3. The Pittsburgh Penguins would really be intelligent to let Jaromir Jagr finish his NHL career where he started his NHL career, and I even think Sergei Fedorov would agree than Pittsburgh is much better than Miami, Florida if you want to be in a community where modesty and a decent football team is much better than a Tim McGraw and Faith Hill act of apostacy. Mario Lemieux can now afford to pay Jagr what he couldn't afford to pay him when he first took over ownership of the Penguins.
4. The St. Louis Blues finally have a much better coach than Hitchcock, and Jagr would look good in blue. Totally avoid Las Vegas Golden Knights and the Los Angelos Kings!!!!!!!
5. Any Canadian NHL team, especially the Ottawa Senators or the Montreal Canadiens, also have good captains for Jagr to salute instead of saluting anything that resembles a New England Patriot. It's still fine to salute a digital locust or a digital frog, since being flippant is not a sin when under spiritual attack by atheists and gun collectors who don't know how to utilize the 14th Hebrew letter 'Nun' properly.
If Jaromir Jagr gets hired by any of these five teams instead of trying to get added to the images of USA presidents on Mount Rushmore, it would be thoughtful if he gave me a percentage of his income since I may have helped him or his next employers make a good anti-Zetterberg choice when Svoboda couldn't. I am also available to be hired as Jagr's bodyguard, since Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston aren't good at self-defense or moral conduct.
Of course, I still desire to be hired as a spiritual warfare coach to any team that doesn't have cheerleaders and doesn't have dance teams.
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