Once again, folly not fact has emitted from a Detroit Redwings commentator when he stated 'Nobody uses a wood stick.' I, 'Miss Lukewarm Blackberry Brandy Buyer', happen to use a 'Jagr' Koho wood stick and so do many other good, pro-Moshe Ben Amram hockey players who aren't confined under 'Mr. I' patches in a pork palace. My family has used wooden canes with a bobber to catch clean fish in Bevent's Mission Lake, Phantom Lake and even Lake Dubay as still could. Police departments might still allow the use of wooden 'billy clubs' sooner than they'd authorize sacrificing a goat and giving the roasted meat to Vincent Pope. Some couple's daughter, Elizabeth Cummings, used wooden rulers to gain CONTROL of her students, and such discipline improved minors trying to learn in a Catholic math and American English classes. Classrooms have not gotten better since juvenile divisions disguised as teachers have lost the right to go on offense against wrong-doers in the classes, and all the Detroit Police cameras won't be able to start a Bible club in a school or prevent the demonic spirits from inhabiting Detroit's classromms. Wooden hockey sticks are often safer to use because it is better to have a stick reach a point of failure than have your radius or ulna fail, break under pressure and break.
Are most goalie sticks still made of wood or does 'Jimmy Howard' use a stick made of recycled Martha Firestone rubbers from 'Planned Parenthood' melted and refromed with Chris Chelios recycled plastic beer cups? The word 'nobody' is unwise to use, just as using the word i'rreconciilable' to describe the relationship you pursued like a dog is a word that only proves failure is often a choice, not a good option preferred by actual promise keepers.
Even amateur fishing practitioners know that a very small leader is often between a large meat hook and a Zebco or Garcia reel. Think before you decide which leader's coming attractions you would choose to follow. Leader D is from Detroit, Leader M is from Milwaukee. Since I am choosing to offer a 20 question 'Book of Rob King' exit exam or 'Stairway to 1003 S. 31st Street' history exam here for free, D answers are worth 500 points and M answers are worth 1000 points. If there are more than 2 choices, you won't end up in an impossible situation to 'get out of'.
This set of questions is intended to correct you, not discourage you or prevent you from thinking of other ways to become like Rob King, and Ontario Police Officer or Robert King, a DARE officer from Milwaukee. Becoming like Robin Michael Ortiz or Shane David Hendrikson is not a good goal. Becoming one of the 12,000 sealed in the tribe of Benjamin is a good goal.
20. What would you say to a person who invited you to go to a Julia Roberts movie after you claimed to be 'saved'?
D) I'd rather eat daisies without Doris Day.
M) Julia Roberts is an ugly woman, not pretty nor beautiful, and I rather watch a beautiful carbuncle in the state of inertia.
C) That sounds worse than going to a Jehovah Witness meeting. No, and please try to invite me to a good Don Knotts movie next time.
L) I rather try to teach Rob King the Ontario police officer a lesson about Theretha Allison.
X) I rather see what happens when Rob King of Ontario try to talk to Robert King, retired Milwaukee police officer.
V) I rather see the spirit of Michael MacIssac haunt Robin Michael Ortiz for 7 years.
I) I rather see the spirit of Michael MacIssac curse Shane David Hendrikson and his current wife, Cheryl.
19. You have an opportunity to visit the mental health facility in Marine City @ 135 Broadway Street or a similar structure in a community near you. When should you evaluate the employees' state of mental health there?
D) When hell becomes 'Fireproof'.
M) When you are in a very good mood and not in need of bad counseling.
C) Many years before you ever decide to make a totally anti-Christ choice and go to Disneyland.
L) After you have decided that the 'Michael MacIssac' case correctly determined that any person who desires to be naked in public areas does not have a SOUND MIND and is potentially dangerous.
X) After you have clearly and correctly determined that women and men who pose nude for pictures and men like Shane David Hendrikson who wanted to be seen naked in Madison, Wisconsin but wasn't killed by Madison Police Officers, are spiritually depraved at mind, are more evil than Michael MacIssac and are more dangerous to a family and their nation as Michael MacIssac,
V) After you have decided that wearing three layers of clothes on your upper body and decent trousers is healthier and holier than wearing a bikini in public.
I) Before you ever go into your favorite pizza place again. After visiting a mental health center, you will realize a good cheese, onion and pineapple pizza will be better for your state of mind than dangerous drugs offered to you by a dangerous doctor.
18. If you have never been 'checked into' a mental health facility but have turned over family member into a mental health facility, what is the best way to try to be forgiven for causing your family member to be injured or abused due to your horrible decision as a leader:
D) Sell everything you have and give the proceeds to the family member who has been poor in spirit due to being labeled 'mentally ill' by their present of former family leader.
M) Take out a loan for $50,000.00 or withdraw $100,000.00 from your savings accounts and pay damages to the family member who suffered in the hands of strangers rather than being loved back to health in her or his own household. Ask for forgiveness from the person you wanted to be a 'ward of the state' as if you are a member of the church of Sardis, and suggest the person receiving the funds takes a vacation to a destination much better than 135 Broadway in Marine City or much safer than the Milwaukee County Mental Health Complex.
C) Allow them to keep the feasts designed to teach Istaelites what their GOD has planned for them in your home and being to say 'The Spirit of Yehovah has given you a sound mind. Can you forgive us for our sins or do we have to show ourselves to Marilyn Priest?'
L) Fast for 7 days, then seek out the person who you testified against and who got declared 'mentally ill' because of your statements. Part of 'being a good Christian' includes visitng the sick. If you see that the person you thought was mentally ill is doing better than you are, fall to your knees and start begging for forgiveness. If you are still too afraid to do this, you are cowardly and paranoid.
17. If you believe the words to Psalm 18, which human family person do you think understands the letter 'Tsaddi' best?
D) Vlad Namenstnikov
M) Duane Derksen
C) Sarah Teske's dirty wild rose planters, not Wagner the 13th Wolverine
L) Roy Stuart, who pretended to be a Marine named 'Boyle'
X) Barbara Stuart, who pretended to be Frank Sutton's 'Bunny' not a Rottier
16. A sixteenth note is not required to catch a thief. Which polka unit could lure the good away from the evil?
D) The Happy Schnapps Orchestra
M) The Boys from Polonia
C) The Paul Pachniak Boys Technical Band
L) The Rhythm Playboys from Osseo, WI
X) A good concertina player who refuses to play naked in public, not Steve Polka's unit
15. You need a new F word to eliminate 'Fitzgerald' from your angelic vocabulary. Which F word will you start to use instead of lowering yourself to Ford Field standards?
D) FISK
M) PERFEX ( There is an F in PERFEX)
C) Frailey
L) Fortier
X) Florida
V) Flounder
I) Finchley
14. What is your best defense against people who want you to attend a Titanic memorial?
D) Tell them you rather study the Egyptian swim team results and Yul Brynner movies.
M) Tell them you rather attend a 'Noah's Ark and Shark Invitational' near Joe Thornton's icing grounds.
C) Tell them pride came before destruction and you rather watch the Milwaukee Boar Squad #201 practice dives into the Riverside pool.
L) Tell them you rather try to find a pasque flower in bloom.
X) Tell them you rather watch a living former Anaheim Duck.
V) Tell them you rather read the Acts of the Apostles in a Muslim diner.
I) Tell them you rather take a trip on the SS Badger, which you know God can sink but hope God protects.
13. Saints that have made it to the actual Church of Philadelphia do not wear a crucifix necklace. What is your best audible to act as a contrarian while coaching yourself away from a past anti-good habit?
D) " Real saints don't wear a crucifix, they carry wood hockey sticks or burdens for their mother or father.'
M) "Yeshua's burden was light as a sliver of a new moon beam, but the Romans have laid a heavy burden on criminals and their political enemies that only a strong angel can cast into outer darkness without a Garcia reel."
C) 'The crucifix is the sign of a crute beast system , not a method of sanctification designed by a good government system.
L) "A chicken foot in a pot of soup looks better than a crucifix on a human neck."
X) " A dust bunny looks better than a crucifix."
V) " People that wear a crucifix are in a cult!"
I) "Think like a jasper, not like a Gasper!"
12. When avoiding the 'baker's dozen', which dozen would be a good goal?
D) Buying a dozen cage-free brown eggs in order to keep 'dirty rice' off of your plate
M) Investing in 12 small uncut stones that identify the 12 stones assigned to the breastplate/ephod design and keeping them concealed next to you instead of trusting in concealed guns
C) A dozen clean meat sticks from 'Tower Chicken'.
L) A dozen Molitor balls
11. Who would you choose to lead you away from the 'son of perdition' and toward Truth?
M) A tribe of Dan member who is alive and well dressed in little blue bear 'Chicago Cubs' attire who also refuses to wear, buy or sell a shirt labeled 'I can't breathe'
D) Daunte Culpepper
C) Female goalie Colleen Jacoby, not Jacoby Jones or a chiefless Shepard without real sheep.
L) Someone on squad 50
X) The only Swedowski who graduated from Milwaukee Trade and Technical high School in 1979
V) Blake Lewis, the odd Waukesha tennis player
I) Timothy Severud, the honest golfer
10. You notice dry erase notes left unattended in semi-public or public places. What should you do with the information you see?
D) Leave it alone, not to a Beaver.
M) See if there is information you need on there, and make any adjustments to the information you desire in order to coach or amuse yourself legally.
C) Erase it and devise a better Virginia Matt Cullen plan.
9. You need a music leader to help you catch on to more than a flu virus. Which composer would you choose to appease Abaddon's forces?
D) Doug Cameron, the violinist noted on Narada Records
M) Dvorak, whose music was included in 'The Snake Pit' for an actual non-fiction reason
C) Harry Burleigh
L) Richard Lapham ( the METV answer)
X) David Lanz
V) George Winston
I) Bill Conti
8. You need a piano player to help you catch on to Moore, then a Thomas More or Les Montgomery fan of 88 codes. Which professional piano player would you select in order to reject the anti-Christ concepts of Elton John and Billy Joel?
D) Shirley Brockenborough
M) Marie Swedowski
C) David Benoit
L) Marian Gibbons
X) Vera Dragesich
V) Russ Ferrante
7. You can only choose one former Redwing who played hockey in 1980 to get you out of an atheist category and into the church of Laodacea where you will be shifted around like Golden Bull dust. Who's NON-REDWING jersey ( it's best if the team jersey you choose has blue colors in it) would you be willing to wear in public to legally annoy or confuse but not destroy your enemies?
D) Weston lane changer Paul Coffey
M) Indianhead Penny Lane starter and anti-wolverine bird-brain Chris Chelios ( Blackhawks, Redwings and Thrashers are all birds!)
C) Badger Tough Guy Curtis Joseph
L) Atlanta Smoothie Slava Koslov
X) Pskov's Upscale Squad 91 Sergei Fedorov
V) Brett Hull the Dull Dallas Star
I) I rather destroy all my enemies good plans for me than wear a non-Detroit jersey of any former Detroit Redwing.
6. In case of a pro-ICE emergency knowing that warning others of the consequence of sin is part of being KIND to your enemy, what are you willing and able to stop doing upon personal request ( face to face verbal request) of a good officially elected leader of your state or nation?
M) Texting messages to your enemies and buying products from the internet
D) Hiring people who are not your dependents and not legally part of your household to do your household chores in any and all of the residential properties you own
C) Using vulgar, profane, perverted speech such as is typically heard in American films and USA television shows, except when forced to quote another person during a trial or interrogation
5. You do not want to become a vegan but have no close access to clean meats that have been slaughtered according to Levitical standards. What protein source would you be wiling to order and eat in a restaurant to fit in like a non-Muslim anti-spy 'Guy Carbonneau' C level student?
M) Center cut sirlion, medium to well done with 'Par cheesy' crumbled Bleu cheese lines attached
D) Savory venison or broiled cod in memory of King Rudolph II since eating Michigan Wolverine Livers is not allowed by Yehovah's state statutes.
C) A deep fried locust stuffed into a pitted date
4. Four checking has become very dangerous for some reason. Which 4th fishing line are you willing to cut in order to save a close-faced Zebco reel and a Rod Klotka police aid team? Keep in mind that many doctors and nurses have cut the flesh of people in emergency and non-emergency situations and often do more harm than Steve Tuttle has done to goalies, so cutting fishing lines and losing a cheap leader and an expensive lure isn't a sin.
D) Scott Stevens
M) Brock Kuklinski
C) Bobby Orr
L) Brett Favre
X) Cameron Maybin
V) The wicked PINK ball billiard ball teams
I) Roberto Luongo, who is cuurently 4th in wins, not 5th or 2nd
3. Which word that contains the chemical symbol for lithium is an effective tool to use in your vocabulary when trying to communicate with a former or present keeper of a dog named 'Noodles'?
D) SLiCe ( this is a squad 77 or area code 16358 golfing term for a very dangerous shot of either a Pepsi product or a golf ball product)
M) LaNCe LiNK ( this is the preferred leavened cracker answer for zip code 28210 survivors and those who want to buy non-Breton products)
C) LiVErS
L) BrOCOLi
X) LiFe SaVEr
V) LiBErAlS
I) LiONNeSS
2. The game of 'Tag' is really redundant and not very productive compared to the game of baseball. Which B family name is much better name to choose than 'Bertuzzi' for an 'anti-Las Vegas' Paul Ranger night shift or a nifty Norman, OK Doris Day light burden on your back?
D) Brian or Dan Boyle
M) Brett Lindros
C) Biene
L) Badger
X) Beaver
V) Bass
I) Bollinger
1. Since this is your final 'Snoopy' VS. 'Scoopy' tough Sanford not Son question, what phrase would you be willing to have on your carefully selected decent clothing item to be part of a ' crouching SPASH Panther' or Koslov& Kuhl 'cat watch' team and get out of the unrealistic "Scooby Doo' watchdog team?
M) Stupid Left Me
D) Groshek Cordless Bass Master
C) The Exterior Department of Truth
L) Try and imagine all Life as you know it starting to change and every molecule in your Gregory Sierra gang splitting tares not hares.
X) My two favorite team is the Vikings and whoever plays the Packers.
V) N and Y are more important than Howe.
I) Ignore me, Michael the Archangel, Abaddon and the Book of Malachi if you do not want good advice
0. An incomplete 'zero' is best defined by which one of the following unclean mammels who have departed from grace, possibly never started to have the faith of the apostles and as a result have dived to unholy levels and standards of anti-Yeshua living worse than Miroslav Satan with a Salmo lure and fish named Swimmy on his line:
D) Shane David Hendrikson, the UW-lacrosse Golden Eagle
M) Cynthia Nixon, who I never intend to 'know' or vote for
C) Rachel Snyder Hendrikson, the UWSP Pointer
L) Robert Parker, the former UWSP basketball coach
X) Phyllis Holman the UWSP Pointer
V) Kelly Nash the female predator who is not George Nash
I) Jesse James Decker the anti-Vashti non-virtuous unclean mammel
( Badger Alumni Note: A complete 'ZERO is a candy bar preferred by David Szymanski who sent his 3 children to UW-Madison instead of sending them to Fort Leonard Wood)
Not all '20 pointers' lead to a fatal accident. If the above quiz jerked you around a bit because you wanted to get an 'Everlast D=Cleveland team' instead of an 'Ever First M=Michael' score, at least you know you are a better potential leader than a professional boxer or a person that doesn't care about courtroom 'exit wounds' after your unloving spouse passed a divorce court entrance exam but failed to take his own past words seriously and thus will never get out of his anti-Yehovah church free. Question 18 is not a laughing matter and the options I listed are better than any options an unjust judge or unrighteous attorney would suggest.
I know where I would go if I got $100,000.00 from a former family member or guilty and currently unforgiven former spouse, but I am going to keep that information private for now. If I got $50,000.00 in an out-of-court holy family settlement for trauma and injury caused by irrational family decisions that just about killed me, I'd take a trip to the synagogues in the Czech Republic to study signs of past times after I received an undated passport from the anti-Obama administration.
Even saints like me have some hopes and desires that never show up in a dream.
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