Did Yehovah Order the Murder of Michal's Sons? NO!

Who knows the correct answers to the following non-Job questions?

1. Is this the time of the HARVEST in the state of Israel?

2. Does a farmer reap it's fields when less than 75% is ripe?

3. Is Joab the 'piercing serpent' who slew 'Amasa' after he kissed him and then stabbed him in the '5 hole'?

4. Is Yeshua the 'goat' offering for sin, since he declared he did not come to bring PEACE and a lamb represents a peace offering?

5. Since a lamb is a peace offering, is a person who prepares lamb properly important to a peace process?

6. There are way more than 2 'Masters' that expect to be served in Augusta, Georgia. Those who serve Yehovah are not also NOT going to be serving anyone in a NIke pink shirt named 'Reed'. Did you enter into rest today  Strong's (#3885) like the National Hockey League players or are you hoping this is the 13th month of the year and we should remember the 5 sons of MIchal who were ordered to be MURDERED by King David?

7. Since King David decided to toss Abiathar ( Strong#54) the priest who saved the ephod out of 'office' and replace him with Zadok, did he once again completely disobey the instructions for a legitimate priesthood?

8. Did Vladimir Putin declare that Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Napthali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, Zebulun, Dinah, Joseph and Benjamin must die, or was he using an allegory to explain the need for a kernel of corn named' ' Israel'  to die in order to increase corn output? (   Actually, because the tribes are scattered throughout the face of the earth, the entire earth would have to be destroyed in order to destroy the members of YShRAL. )

8a) How many people currently on earth have the name 'Israel"?
8b) Was there a male that played for the Detroit Lions when David Akers was in Detroit with the surname of 'Israel'?
8c) Does the answer to 8a and 8b affect the possible intent of Putin's verbal output?

9. If you read 2nd Samuel chapters 20 and 21, did the mourning procedure of the mother of 2 of the  7 males that were hanged and murdered by King David is what brought rain to the land after David once again sought advice from sources not affiliated with the name 'Yod Hey Vav Hey'?

10.  Famine and drought, floods and hurricanes are supposed to cause suffering and a change of BEHAVIOR, but can famine, drought, floods or hurricanes in a nation atone for the sins of murder or other cruel atrocities that occur during the time of drought or famine?

11. Are frog legs an acceptable meal to be fed to a man names Donald Trump who has decided to wear a Jewish 'prayer shawl' in Michigan as if he had outwardly aligned with Israel?

12. Will the time of harvest declared to be part of the season of 'firstfruits' according to Leviticus 23:11 actually be occurring in May this year?

13. If you start counting the omer today, will your entire 'appointed times' be first to be completed or last to be completed when compared to those who are waiting to start a new year based on the struggling crops in areas of the state known as Israel? ( The first to complete their 'apoointed times' MIGHT BE last to enter the kingdom of 'God', so be careful what you decide after you believe an agricultural report )

14. The word pronounced 'Mosinee' is in the scriptures, listed as Strong's number #3977.  Does this fact help you believe that people known as Indians are part of the scattered Hebrew nation or do you think the word 'Mosinee' was pulled out of Scrabble letters and placed in random selection?

15. Since at least ten concubines were no longer desired by King David and as a result of that fact they entered into a state of declared  'widowhood', does that change the typical notion that a man has to be literally physically dead before a woman can be considered a widow? It seems as though once a man mates with you and then rejects you, his actions cause his spiritual death but not his literal death, and the rejected female should be able to remarry anyone other than a Levite, who is not supposed to take  a widow to be his wife.

16. Dan Plesac is wearing a ' yellow bus colored' tie today instead of falling for the 'PINK' eye traps. Does that prove he is wiser than the average Jewish rabbi in Wausau, Wisconsin who became a cotton candy maker?

17. Although abstaining from leaven and consumption of lamb and wine can be done almost anytime of the year, will the time you raise you canna leaves and local branches into a 'sukkot' tabernacle really reveal that you are not double minded and unstable, but have been fully convinced in your own mind when the current year for Benjamites and Gadites had begun?

18. Do you know the difference between the fruits of an oak tree ( allah) and the fruits of other meat bearing trees such as  pecan tree or an olive tree?

19, Since I wrote the name of Dan Plesac in locker room #6 at the Troy Ice Arena ( Michigan) does that mean he is blessed or cursed going from left of a middle 'black man' to becoming a middle man between 2 brownish men wearing pink ties?

20. Did' John the Baptist' actually say 'lamb of God' in Greek or might he have uttered the Hebrew words hor the 'kid of God' to overturn Jacob's deception of his father with non-bear arms covered with woolly skins?

21. Do you really believe that the temple that Solomon built is worth protecting anymore or that it can crumble and disappear as easily as the Minneapolis Metrodome went ' away', especially since the LORD made it clear HE wants sanctified holy people to be the place where his SPIRIT dwells?

22. If this is the end of month 13, day 21, do you know where Jarob Ortiz is?

23. If this is the end of month 1, day 21, do you know anything about Robert Scott Smith and the phrase 'Three Four Shut the Door!'?

24. Since it is obvious to anyone who understands and loves Truth that men such as Kevin Costner are hypocrites and professional pretenders not actual good heroes and certainly not righteous,  do you agree that Kevin Zeitler is a good, decent anti-Costner defenseman and a fit man eligible for sainthood?

25. What has happened to Jaxon Joseph?

26. Since 'Karen Newman' of the Detroit Redwings is clearly not the type of female who would be chosen to be a musician that Asaph would approve of, would you be a vocalist that Asaph would approve of to sing in the presence of the Most High God just as you typically are seen when you are not in the privacy of your own dwelling? This is a serious 'outward appearance' and uniform division issue and if you realize you would want to or NEED to change your attire before you met your Messiah, King or LORD and Savior in person, you are not fit for the kingdom of Yehovah and will be turned away, since narrow is the path and DIFFICULT is the way that leads to Life.

27.Why did Israel Idonije only sign with NFL teams that did not have a female cheerleader/pompom  unit?

I have been declared to be 'nothing but difficult' by unrighteous, lazy and corrupt deputies in Marathon County, Wisconsin and I now consider that a COMPLIMENT because that means I am not a  broad and simple-minded entity, but rather a living saint and justified messenger. Yehovah's people are not 'easy and sleazy' might understand the song 'Easy Come, Easy Go' in a cribbage game.


I hope all these questions made you realize that if you do not yet know all the correct answers, it is because you are not the Elohim described in Psalm 80 or 81 and ideally you may and will keep studying like a Berean.