I will end with good news and start with bad breaking news without even relying on Ted Knight.
A) It is impossible for Gus Bradley to have a perfect defense even with 2 elephants. What emits from the mouths of ESPN fools is often untrue and even blasphemous. Spiritual defense includes a spirit of modesty which the Jacksonville Jaguars do not have, thus they have no real defense just plenty of overpaid offensemen who are not on the side of the perfect defensive ends.
B) ONe person on a team making a stupid decision can lead to embarassment for the entire team. Antonion Brown first committed a serious error by shaking hands with Carrie Underwood, and now is going to embarass himself and his team by going the way of Donald Driver on "Dancing with the Stars" instead of repenting for cozing up to a NFL hooker Carrie Underwood.
G) Mike MIddlebury made a fool out of himself by verbally gushing over 'Lady Gaga' instead of staying with a good 'Lady Justice' beer team. Middlebury makes those who refuse to compliment false idols like Lady Gaga' sound like a genius or a saint.
D) Recalling facts is not a sin, but repeating acts of lawlessness is a sin. There is a difference between passing on facts and gossiping, since gossiping comes from unreliable witnesses or even worse, lying lips who the Sar-Shalom people of Ohio should not even bake and sell cakes to if they are going to hold an anti-lesbian viewpoint since lying is equal to being a lesbian in the proper perspective/
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H) Good 'Wisdom tooth' breaking news: Mike Clayton, Michael Rood and Nehemia Gordon should all be on the proper dateline since they all acknowledged that there is a 13th month this year and the last day of the feast of unleavenbread should be around Curtis Shayne Joseph's birthday. Do not forget the number of your wisdom teeth if you are on the Mike Ditka trail and off of the Kim Curtis or Kim Smith trail, which probably has too many Junior MInts in it and not enough Kitkats in their 'Gus Frerotte Viking mix.'
V) The letter Vav only begins 9 words in the Tanakh, so if you want to start a word study but are a non-conformist, refusing to start at the letter 'Beit', go ahead and study the letter 'Vav ' words and see if that gets you past the Dwight Schultz mentality quicker than you can buy a box of Gobstoppers.
Z) Since this is the closing day of the month of Robert Scott Smith, be aware that there still is a MemRa line which does not include Patrick Kane working in the 13th month, even if your politicians are working against the perfect defense pair as they have been for centuries. Avoid St. Patrick traps and stay focused on the upcoming start of the 69th year of Mayor Carbuncle of Jerusalem's Israeli units. Luther from the Pitt Panthers probably is smarter than the dead Catholic Irish Dagon worshipper named 'St. Patrick' who was probably as anti-Moses as the deranged 'Dan Patrick' or a NASCAR face at '10' . Remember that Y is the perfect ten, not '10' and certainly Danika Patrick cannot be considered perfect or holy.
C) Visual communication matters and remember that a clover did not walk onto Noah's ark and is not a good defense for anyone who is still wise enough to respect an ephod and breastplate system. After getting intentionally punched in the head area by a female named either 'Penny' or 'Michelle' who has regularly been wearing a Pavel Datsyuk#13 green jersey with clover on it, I recalled the fact that the "Cloverbelt Credit Union' of Marathon County is not part of any of my teams, and that Michelle is a lot like Linda Maria Costa or Shane David Hendrikson at mind. After I only had incidental and accidental contact with her shin pad while trying to keep her away from my goalie while I was playing right defense. The 'Datsyuk#13' fanatic had no sense of peaceful hockey etiquette and did not accept the fact that I was not trying to intentionally hurt her since I do not intentionally break the rules of hockey. Her tantrum occurred after she suddenly switched to the 'home team' on the USA side without even goin to the bench first; due to her lack of etiquette, I moved to the east and VISTORS team to join my Pabst line with a Molson line. I do not know what the blonde female's problems are mentally, but she does have a very bad spirit and I try to avoid her area as much as possible because of that fact just as I try to avoid other typically overly aggressive players and people. The good news is that I got a free used Chicago Blackhawk towel as a reward for my Adar 29th spiritual warfare efforts.
T) Remember the Benjamites during the 13th month, as well as the color orange in billiard zones. There are people who have been jailed for their faith just like St. Paul had been and prisoners often wear orange, not Augusta National Green Jackets.
Y) A free secret service joke for those still in the Milwaukee Brewer sausage run games. Italian backwards can be seen as Nail@I in a Minneapolis 9th finger and papermaker line. Your right ring finger is the 9th finger, but if you take the totally Roman approach like the typical Boston Red Sox line you might think that I is your left thumb in a review of Super Bowl numerology. Either Nail@I line makes a good anti-Star Trek legal tender and anti-battery joke for the Steelers McBeam and Nelson Riddle teams.
K) If 'EM' means Eric Manlow, go ahead and sieve Eric Manlow. If he passes 13 sieves, he is like chaff and has gotten too small by staying in the Steve Martin lines too long. If he gets caught in sieves 1 through 12, he remained in the Ephod7 and stone system. It is not always good to go all the way up to 13, especially if you know that the Marshfield Clinic is not a source of spiritual health and moral improvements.
L) If 'EM' is tied to a Judy Garland line in your lukewarm life lines, you already lost a very serious mental battle of wills and court decisions and you get to stay in the Tom Brady lines instead of wisely trusting and being able to rrely on the Tom Stigler and Tom Hendricks lines. Water skiing teams are useless in a good defense 'Sieve EM' plan, but bowling and golf teams are not useless.
M) Moses had the perfect defensive ends named Eldad and Medad in his one-on-one against Joshua's whining in the Sinai wilderness. Moses also did not condone cheeerleaders in his holy assemblies, which included the 14th day of the 1st month gatherings. Try to remember that the next time you are trying to understand 'EM' as either Ephraim and Manessah or as a true and good Eric Moore vs. stupid and disgusting Eddie Murphy lines.
N) Special Nun reminder: Struggle is a St. Lucia pitbull, Noodles is a dead German Shepherd; both Struggle and Noodles are inferior to a 26 Fe line and a Jimmy Cleveland(code 4=D) line. Too many fools who went on African safaris or Las Vegas vacations after claiming to be 'saved Christians' wrongfully believed they are saved, since they lacked the faith to stay away from Las Vegas and could not resist thinking that unclean animals deserve to be hunted for sport. If you have avoided Las Vegas and African safaris, keep your unripe barley heads in a better Milwaukee beer zone such Pabst or Schlitz, which still bears the name of a wise Joseph.
Enjoy the beginning of the 13th month, which officially starts on sundown this 10th day of March. My great grandmother delivered John Raczek on this day in history and thankfully did install a sense of humor in his system. April in Ottawa should be much better than 'April in Paris' for those like me who are starnded in North America, who aren't required to travel to Jerusalem according to TORAH, and who also prefer staying closer to the earth than to a Moon during their passover moves.
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