Try A Ron Adams Golf Approach Shot Toward May 31st, 2020

Those of us who are counting 7 sabbaths toward Shavuot are mixed in with people such as Heather Scott of Idaho and John Scott  the 36th Minnesota Wild man.  Instead of focusing on the day outeardward, focus on the week outwardly. For example:

Week 1:  The ב team , 1 to 7

Week 2: The ר team, 8 to 14

Week 3: The א team, 15 to 21

Week 4: The  ש   team, 22 to 28

Week 5: The   י   team, 29 to 35

Week 6:   The   ת   team, 36 to 42

Week 7: The  Split team, 43-49

Your 7 can be the  ל     , the 'space checkers' or a repeat of the א


The reason for shifting these outward signs is to avoid being an obvious omer counter and being subtle as Lozano& Hafeman on Milwaukee Squad 60.  Avoid being a Methodist or worse, an anti- יהוה   Christian.  Here are numerical uniform code options for each week:

Week 1: Boston, 2, B or a Jagr jersey
Week 2: New York, R, 200 , Richter or Deer jersey
Week 3: Philadelphia, A, 1  or Joseph jersey
Week 4: Cleveland, W, 74* ( a W looks the most like the Hebrew ש in  a Covert kind of way )  or  your favorite  defenseman jersey
Week 5: Richmond, Y, 10 or a Chelios jersey
Week 6: Atlanta, T, 400, Favre or a Culpepper jersey
Week 7: Chicago, L, 30, Robert Smith jersey, 'blank' shirts, remember the HAIL plague) for the space checkers or a Curtis Joseph jersey for a shifty 'badger' skin move

Narrowing parameters when 1000=7 in binary numbers takes anti-computer, anti-robotic  'Bob' Bushman's potato picker's physics class strategy rather than another lousy study hall with pictures of painted frogs on the walls.


On May 31st, you then wear your favorite 50,  a letter N if you prefer Hebrew, a letter L if you prefer Roman, 118 ( weight of tin, the 50th element) if you are a chemistry smartie  or some type of V shirt  for a tricky Virginia end to the 5th month.  I am suggesting these outerwear signs to distance my readers from common offense and get you to try an uncommon 'top 50' defense strategy.  Confusing your apathetic anti-Bible enemy is a better option than lying to them or imitating them, and you will never wear a '19' during the omer count with this plan for a DAVID ( דוד  ) Grusin, Arkenstone, Akers (386 pointers), Lanz, Justice, Teske or even  a David Gilliam reason.

These uniform change are good t o not only resist Alzeimer's but also to resist boredom due to redundant patterns. Making it  alive, sane and well with fresh water supplies to the 3rd high Sabbath, namely Shavuot,  is a good goal!  Bon Chance! If physics isn't your P team, then try the Thomas Jackland method, namely, count each day but wear the molecular weight of the element of the day. For instance, on the 16th  sulfur day, wear a number 32 and on Sunday, phosphorous P day 15, wear a number 30.