Sesame Road Toadless Unleavened Bread Recipe

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Here is a reasonable recipe to mix in a coffee cup fit for Elijah, Eldad  or Medad:

Dry ingredient mixture, preferably organic and non-GMO:
                                       2 part barley flour
                                       1 part almond flour ( Bob's Red Mill is handy)
                                       1 part corn flour or sprouted wheat flour

For 1 person, a 'part' can be a heaping tablespoon, which will make about 4-6 small roasted cakes about the size of Boyer's Mallo cup.

Once the dry fine  ( as in ordinance violation) flour is mixed, stir in a liquid such as 'HOPE Sesame milk' which is safe to use even if some goat kid crumbles fall 🐐 into the grain mixture like they do into the Bengali Muslim's Naan bread. 🐯 ( Oops,, there's Hank Greenberg or Brad Ausmus!).  Soy milk, cow's milk and almond beverage products all seem to make up a flour batter mix better than Derek Jeter. but water is always a option to liquify the flour mixture. Once you see that the batter is about the consistency of Benjamin Moore's 'AURA' paint, you have a nice light ⛅ batter that should be able to be spooned out and roasted with fire.

In order to roast beautifully with fire 🔥, it helps to have a gas cooking range, since I am not sure that electric coils💡 qualify as an actual 'fire' to roast over. Set a barrier such as a frying pan or griddle between the fire and the grain offering, otherwise it becomes difficult to mingle the grains with oil and not lose your unleavened bread meal.  Heat up some butter or some type of vegetable oil in the roasting/toasting pan and then drop spoonfuls of the grain batter in, sprinkle them with some freshly ground salt and turn the little breads over sooner than Ephraim turned away from Easter and Christmas rituals ⏳ or until the edges of the little round breads are look crispy and  are about as brown as Shane Battier 🏀. Let the little roasted breads cook a bit more on the second side and you can then scoop out a dinner that tastes better than a useless Morgan shiny silver dollar 'as seen on TV'.

I really do not think that a potato is considered a grain offering and is better off in a kosher potato salad or in a halal poutine recipe.. 😁

 What is  matzo made of?  It sure tastes worse than 'Mary's Gone Crackers'  which happens to start with Milwaukee's old KSA code of 536!