The term 'captain' to the Detroit Redwings has turned into a illustration of HORRIBLE leadership of ill-tempered immature over-paid 'pork palace' youths such as Tyler Bertuzzi. What kind of captain takes a tiny tumble after a legal hip-check and then encourages every other player except himself to attack the Montreal Canadien who did not break any hockey laws in the process of a hip check?
A good captain with integrity, sound judgment and the mind of good warrior would have taken Tyler Bertuzzi aside and told him ' I'll fight my own battles, baby face Bertuzzi.' Zetterberg is behaving more and more like an anti-Skaradzinski captain of males who don't understand why the ark of the covenant was designed to be moved under BLUE and without WHEELS. An even better captain might have said 'Don't react like an angry baboon to an incident you did not witness!!!! Do you want to fight me now because I need to practice properself-defense as much as you do?'
The Montreal Canadien basically did a 'Ronnie Bass' move against Zetterberg and Bertuzzi assaulted the Montreal Canadien like an improperly coached juvenile and a childish hockey player that doesn't have a brave, law-abiding captain.
Now for a bit of 'Russell Kempka' communication pointers, probablilities and some statistics. Tonoya Holloway could say ' I Am Not Lakita' before the Detroit Redwings speak the truth and admit they are not a good team because they do not have a good captain nor a good coaching staff. Can some lord or serf let Ken Daniels and Mickey Redmond trade places and spaces with Dan Patrick and Ellen Degeneres since it seems that Daniels doesn't know how to report what is happening during a hockey game anymore? Ken Daniels would be better on 'Sports Jeopardy' and Mickey Redmond would be better off having thoughsands of women cheering fo, laughing at or screaming for him. A good hockey broadcaster calls a game as though a blind person wants to hear the action he cannot see. Redmond and Daniels have become extremely careless in their 'broadcasting' job. Narrow casting is much more difficult than BROADCASTING.
Real good angels often look like Cleveland Browns. I'm thankful that Jaromir Jagr, Viktor Koslov, Bodo Gajevic, Ed Jovanovski, Ehud and my God never evolved into Detroit Redwings.
If Ken Holland want someone old and slow on the ice, David Clarke or Clint Cabbage would be a better captain for the Detroit Wings than Zetterberg. Most 'over 40' men actually can learn how to play hockey quicker than an extremely talented hockey player learns to keep the feast of unleavened bread or Yom Kippur properly.
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