Friday, November 10, 2017

Dan Boyle ESPN #96 Vs. Kevin Shattenkirk the #22 Liar

When you wear a '22', it is not an automatic first 'Tav' situation for anyone. I've seen many people rely on a 22 instead of relying on a Mizuno or good Cleveland line, so non-gun buyers of tickets beware of the Kevin Shattenkirk type for the following reasons:

A) Kevin Michael Shattenkirk does have a Michael in the middle but his 'Michael' might be as evil as John Travolta. Shattenkirk does not know how to make sure his girlfriend is dressed like a decent lady before she steps in front of cameras, and instead Shattenkirk prefers dresses even worse than Scarlet O'Hara devised for Rhett Butler. 'Leave It to Cleavage' where Shattenkirk is heading and Dick Van Dyke can't change the bad reputation of New Rochelle now.

B) When asked to come up with 2 truths and a lie, it was very easy for Kevin Michael Shattenkirk to utter a lie. This alone would make an honest woman back out of any marriage to him, but when money signs flash in front of women dressed worse than Lorraine Dent, some women rather have a wealthy liar than an honest garbage man.

G) Shattenkirk came up with lies as easily as Shane David Hendrikson did when questioned about his 'Titanium' brand jacket.  No good man would agree to utter a falsehood for any reason, especially when the person tempting them to lie ends up looking as tricky as Steve Wesolowski or George Baldus when he proved very quickly that men are not easily deceived but that certain stupid men also will 'lie upon request'.

D) A vulgar utterance in front of a camera is bad, but an intentional lie is worse. Dan Boyle said a 'bad' word in front of cameras when he was trying to rid his locker room of a problem, but it is easier to correct a bad English problem than it is to prove you are not a liar after you lie upon request in public.

H) 'Food'' Cinncinnati' 'Comfort' 'Chicago' are a sequence of words from a film by Robert Aldrich, and Charles Bronson utters the names of the 2 cities for some reason. When in a E-Trade situation, gmail is not the same as email. Using too many simple code words can cause more problems than saying " PAR for the Rough Riders course is the Prince Albert Raiders' while keeping the PA system to Pennsylvania or PA starts PABST and PAVELSKI but completes James SOPA lines.

V) Go ahead and call an ice hockey referees 'Ice Station Zebra' instead of Moberg if you want to. Referees usually don't mind being noticed and not insulted. Don't call referees 'GQ' or 'Jesus Christ' or 'Yeshua' because referees do judge others and do set penalties, and the tribe of Judah or Detroit vice squad officers with televised nicknames doesn't get to judge others either. Vice squad officers are known for their ability to come up with lies as quickly as Jim Trempe, current Catholic priest with a background that is rather suspicious in my estimation.  Jim Trempe is trying to get free meals from others, including from elderly widows, instead of inviting others to the Catholic lakefront mansion he has occupied and cooking for his employers (parishoners) like a good servant SHOULD do. (Marinette is not the best place to seek shelter or food on the 7th day, especially when drunkards like Kevin Smith, brother of Karen Smith Hendrikson and son of USA Army bigot Virgil Smith, invade it during a 'non-Marjorie' Wahl trip.)

Z) Maybe James Nathanial Brown of St. Simon's Georgia said it best when he said 'I pick my own enemies.' instead of spitting in Lee Marvin's non-Coburn face.  There are some lessons you can learn from films such as 'The Greatest Game Ever Played', but there are sand traps in golf courses that sometimes are as difficult to avoid  as John Halas of the St. Lawrence University 2006 hockey team or a low ball  launched out  of an wooded area by Carl Zuberbier.

I hope you now realize there is an audible difference between an Ottawa Boyle and a New Rochelle Shattenkirk, just as there is a visible difference between Jimmy Ortiz and MESJXOH. Use of initials is allowed by law, but not acceptable when getting sworn in to testify about your current first, middle or  legal last name.

C) Jaromir Jagr looks good in a Calgary Flames suit; he actually looks much better with a form of the  Hebrew letter 'nun' in his hand than with a shotgun, a 22 caliber Savage Arms rifle or a semi-automatic pistol. Some of the most honorable veterans never wanted to carry a concealed or an unconcealed firearm, and some of the very worst criminals and horrific sinners on the face of the earth were trained by various anti-Napthali military leaders and/or various religious seminaries. This is just a reasonable anti-Nazi point that you would not get if you foolishly think that playing violent video games is actually a form of defeating or resisting the Otto Wittenberg anti-Eldad units or Adolph Hitler's Nazi mindset.

T) Mr. Ayin and the City of Minneapolis has more reasonable power plays than Mr. I=Ilitch formations ever could devise, and please note that Jim Brown of the Cleveland Browns had some #262 in his reception records, not just the number 32 placed over him.

Have a sinless 8th month like a good locust, which is better than being a simple 'merry' Richards with Ted Knight stalkers.



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