Monday, August 28, 2017

A Good Stomach Coach or a Virtuous Man?




People who are paying too mach attention to abundance of evil and anti-virtuous head coaches will miss the importance of a finding or being your own good holy stomach coach. A good holy stomach coach will give you Levitical advice on what goes into your mouth, and will not want your stomach or breasts to be uncovered in public if your coach  knows your body has embraced the Word of Yehovah.  There is no use to avoid facts such as the term 'head' often refers to the tip of a male penis in American slang and rarely does the typical paid head coach really care about the lessons of literal Israelite HEAD COVERINGS discussions.   A good stomach coach might suggest you strengthen your abdominal muscles because your back coach knows that the abdominals help support your upper body and spine. A good stomach coach will not tell you to try to get a male to ejaculate in your mouth, and neither will a good head coach.  Now you know there are many more evil head coaches and  many evil stomach coaches in your neighborhood, in the NFL, in high schools and colleges and in the typical movie production team.

Right now, I took advice from a stomach coach who told me to abstain from animal flesh for at least a month. This man is not as famous as Troy Aikman, but he might have as much potential to become a saint as Troy Aikman. No, I can't type as fast as Troy Aikman, but if I were to question him or my son regarding his role as a father I would ask him the same questions I would ask any other person who has joined forces with extremely evil men in the past.

If you have heard the word 'Q-Dog', it is as vague as Phil Quigley  off of 'Paw Patrol', but if you as a human answer 'yes' to any of these questions you are not a virtuous man and certainly are not a good father or a good son:

Q1: Is 'American Assassin' or any movie rated 'R' a good movie?
Q2: Is it better to desire to investigate homicides than to prevent homicides?
Q3) Would you want your granddaughter, daughter, your boyfriend or your wife  to dress down like a 1992 Dallas Cowboy cheerleader or similar to a 2017 Detroit Lions cheerleader for your funeral or when going  to public school, home school, or Saturday school or a job interview, even  if your daughter is named Miranda Stroik, Ally Aikman, Autumn Rayne Hendrikson, Amy Head, Jordan Aikman, the strumpet of Fort Leonard Wood or the whore of Fort Sam Houston?
Q4) Would any mother or father who really believes the book of Amos want her child to work in a movie theatre that is continually selling tickets to anti-Yehovah productions and violent, whore-filled anti-science films?
Q5) Is a paid or unpaid sports team who has won only 1 game and lost 15 games  without cheating and without any whorish Cris Collingwood cheerleaders a bad team?
Q6) Is Sr+O+K = Be+U+Er+Li+Ne?
Q7) Will a virtuous man utter falsehoods or work for a team that wants to be surrounded by women in bikinis, Playboy products, Carrie Underwood, American Idol or Shania Twain products?
Q8) Will a virtuous man file for bankruptcy instead of becoming an honest slave to his lender until his lender decides to 'forgive' the original loan?
Q9) Is winning a sporting competition more important than getting rid of whorish cheerleaders from your sidelines, your household and in your audience?
Q10) Is Marie Elizabeth Using the words 'the Lord rebuke you' to family members, strangers and friends worse than Shane David Hendrikson using the words 'Get the fuck out of my house!' to his wife when the house first was owned by his wife and then became jointly owned in Wisconsin?
Q11) If there would be a warning 3 days and 3 nights days ahead of time that 12-50 inches of rain was coming your way, would you refuse to seek a different location and then start teaching people in flooded areas how to water ski while telling them to prepare to 'have fun' during the flood?
Q12) Can a man actually to be a good father is he has proven to be and currently is a bad son?
Q13) Can a man actually be a good grandfather if he has declared himself, in writing, to be 'Mr. anti-commandment Man'?
Q14) Are any of the above questions significantly different than the type of questions you might get in a deposition from a female angelic force of the Cleveland Browns?
Q15) Would you be willing to ban the reading of the book of the prophet Nahum to people who have flood insurance but still had their  housing damaged due to a flood?
Q16) Who foolishly did not buy a flood insurance policy but  did buy computer equipment, pork, liquor and cigarette purchases, totalling more than $500 per year?
Q17) Should the movie 'American Assassin' be viewed by saints and virtuous people who do not want to risk taking the mark of the beast?
Q18) Do you want your mother, husband or wife to be a fake blonde when he or she really is a natural black, a natural brunette or a natural red head?

If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, you have the mindset of a typical demon-possessed human, are unsaved due to you anti-holy nature, are unjust and are an unrighteous human being rather than a virtuous man or a good holy stomach coach. I suggest you study the holy Scriptures long enough to be able to answer 'no' to all of the above questions except for #16.

My next post should be very interesting if you like to study the premise of the 2nd law of thermodynamics as it applies to  Donald Trump's quarterback Doug Flutie, as well as the numbers 2 and 22. As you should be able to discern, I am trying to convict sinners of the consequences of their anti-commandment choices and urge them to change their mindset to be more like Eldad, Medad and the good angels of the Chicago Bears. I haven't had nightmares about my shoes not fitting, but I did have plenty of other nightmares that did not stay in my closet. I also have had some very decent and good dreams that have not 'come true' ......... yet.






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