Who in their 'we have no king' locust holy correct mind would want to stay locked into Canada for an entire playoff process contrived for gamblers and not for practical Yom Kippur keepers, not even being able to compete in a battle in Columbus or their 'home turf' if possibly competing for temporary trophy handling? What kind of stupid coach would drive his team to risk having to work on Yom Kippur in a season that the Stanley Cup is a mere token and truly achieved in a just manner as it had been in previous 82 game seasons?
Taking in the 9th puck during overtime and returning to whatever place it is that the Columbus Bluejackets refer to as 'home' is better than ending up in a dog fight against nasty Las Vegas or not being able to properly prepare for the upcoming holy autumn feasts. Does anybody care if the 9th goal of the game represented Joe Sakic or Andy Shier or flouride or even Minneapolis currency?
Thankfully, John Tortorella's team is not in Milwaukee county this week pushing Kwanza stamps toward relatives who made it clear they do not celebrate Kwanza nor tabernacle lampstands with 9 candles.
Who will be next to drop out of their Canadian incarceration period?
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