Wednesday, January 30, 2019

47 Across: Question Mark Guest

Mark Guest was actually the name of one of my best assistant managers while I was providing food, clothing and shelter for my son and myself, whom my son's father deserted to dance to the tunes of Carla Derringer.

The clue for 47 across is : Resident Uncle ? 

Here is what the anti-Yehovah author and finisher of this crossword puzzle wants you to think is the correct answer: SAM. An anti-Moshe answer is as stupid as the Las Vegas scene in 'Rocky IV' when Carl decides to attire himself foolishly like unholy 'Uncle Sam' in the presence of actual paid skanks and voluntary strumpets.

Here is a list of better made district, homes and gardens 'Resident Uncle' answers:

Voting District: The missing husband of Aunt Jemima
Congressional District:  Uncle Frank Imp, not Anne Frank
Police District: Uncle Vyacheslav Koslov
The Upper Hand District: Uncle Ron Brown
The Agricultural District: Uncle Don Nedobeck
The Fun of My Business District: The Man From Uncle Bob Raczek
The Wee Mean Business District: Uncle John Dorsey of Milwaukee
District of Columbia: Uncle Wiggly
School District: Uncle Billy, the fake Cleaver
Garden District : Uncle Buck who became venison bratwurst in sheep casing
Ranger Richter  District: Uncle Dan Boyle
Antler's Supper Club Distrcit: Uncle Ken Osmond
Tavern District: Uncle Sprecher ( last names can be used when addressing an uncle or a golf ball)
Puzzle Palace District: Uncle Tom Stigler
Real Chilly District: Uncle Tom Bedford
Real Stupid District: Uncle Tim Jackon
Real  Chili District: Uncle Lester Hutchins
Wholesale Produce District: Uncle Carbuncle the Levite
Fire Sale District: Uncle Stanley Hajec of Dancy, Wisconsin
Fire Department District: Uncle Kevin Lopez
Pool Shark District: Uncle Michael Korducki
Pool Cleaner District: Uncle Dennis Ware
Pool Filter District: Uncle Jeffrey Zillner, the apathetic Catholic godfather
Hockey District: Uncle Andy the Brunette
Blind School District: Uncle Paul Pachniak
Deaf School District: Uncle Dean the Butler
Dumb School District: Uncle Issachar
Historical Proportion District: Esau, the Uncle of Gad
The Gay Bar Burr Oaks District: The unbelievable LA Chronicle man from Uncle Adam York, not from Stuart Tilden, who is also unbelievable
Biblical Proportion District: Moshe, the uncle of all of Miriam's children
Military District: Uncle Ray Raczek
The Dumb Waiter District: Uncle Robert Clary
The DNR District: Uncle Rob Deer who didn't become venison sausage in pork casing
The National District: Uncle Sieve, the Michael
Illegal Assembly Man District: Uncle Murray the Bishop
The Bottom Line District: Uncle George the Harsh















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