Progressive Insurance has a link to this blog with 3 'strokes' at this post already! I only purchased Progressive Insurance when I used to be co-owner of a Yamaha motorcycle in area code 54455, so they are not unfamiliar with me in their record-keeping department. Beware of Nixon vs. Yearwood, as it has been written ' Your brain will strengthen more from being in a marching band than by moving around with Wittenberg and Mosinee pompom people'. Asking 'Alexa' to do as much as IT can for you will actually weaken your own mental and physical capacity, which is exactly what people like JP Morgan, paid pastors such as Paul Peterson of Sun Prarie and politician desire so they can control you and your money by using little to no hydraulic forces. The GFL crews are one of the best values for under $14.00 a month in my community and of course, the state governess is tied for the worst Michigan employee of the year 2019 along with the 2 current US congress representatives from Michigan being close behind her in their anti-Yahuah and anti-Jehovah Jirah tactics that exhibit the total depravity of women to the Nth degree.
Since there are only 9 words in the older testament that start with the letter WAW, sometimes seen as VAV, this card game is a reminder that an honest 6 not an awful score on any golf hole. If you, like I, have been studying Hebrew 1 word at a time for over 2,050 nights, you should be up to the V or W sequence by now after worming your way through the HEY lines like a couple of Koslov admirers,
I assigned Paul Douglas Coffey the V as in Vav letters for a Virginia reason, and I assigned the W as Waw to Dustin Byfuglien to counter Wickenheiser's desire to commit penalties. When you commit a penalty intentionally, you become too much like Tom Wilson the 43rd and not enough like Ryan Lavarnway the 34th.
Here are the rules of a card game for 2 people I have renamed 'Tim and Jarry' after formerly referring it as 'Take It or Leave It':
1. Shuffle a full deck of 52 cards or 54 with the Jokers well, then place the 'Robert' stack face down on a some sort of clean table. ( If 3,4 or 5 people are competing, use a double deck of cards.)
2. Discuss if you want to go 1 round like Alphonse Salinas or 4 rounds like Vijay Singh in this card game that mimics a typical caddy's math and scorecard duties.
3. Prepare each scorecard in sets of front and back 9 scoring spots to improve your Wasser or Vasser hole skills as follows:
F9: ___+___+___+___+___+___+___+___+___= ____
B9: ___+___+___+___+___+___+___+___+___= ____
Total for Round ___ : F9+B9= ____
Since, as in golf, the object is to try to get a 72 or less for each round of 18 holes, you want to KEEP lower cards and reject higher cards, with some typical Canadian 'Dennis Risk' spplications involved.
4. The oldest (O) person draws the top card first to teach the competitors to respect more experienced humans. After drawing the top card, the O can keep it ( like Tim Keepers) as the score on Hole 1 or mulligan (M) it ( like Jarry mulligan) and try for a lower score, which of course is not a guarantee.
5. There is no second mulligan on any hole!! You have a maximum of 2 draws on each hole and then the youngest (Y) player draws up to 2 cards.
6. Place the M=mulligan cards face down in a 'Kim' stack, which might have to be used if O and Y use a mulligan on too many holes.
7. Here are the stroke equivalent for each card:
Ace=1
Cards 2 through 10 are 'face value', so for example, a 6 of any suit is 6 strokes.
Jack = 11 strokes
Queen = 12 strokes
King = 13 strokes
Joker ( optional) 14 strokes
There are times when you reject a 10 on a hole you could end up with more strokes, but I typically K a 7 or less when playing 'Tim and Jarry" and do not use a mulligan in those situations since in real golf, I dont mind getting a 7 on par 4 or par 5.
8. You can use real score cards from real golf courses you have visited to make this game as neat as an original Yatzee game of chance; the 18 cards you keep for each round get added up for your total score.
9. By extending this 'Tim and Jarry' game to 4 rounds, you have a longer chance to try and lower your score. It is rare to get a 72 or less for any 'Tim and Jarry' round, but it obviously is very possible since I saw my great nephew Elliott K. do it on his 1st attempt!
10. The purpose of this rated G as in 'anti-garth' game is to avoid poker and learn math skills while learning the concept of non-Calvinist probability and statistic observations. Recall that you are trying to get the lowest total possible for your 18 cards, per round.
11. The O only draws 1st on the first 'hole' and after that, the person with the lowest score on the prior hole draws first, so you HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE OTHER PERSON'S SCORE, just as in a real golf game. In the event of ties on the prior hole, the O (oldest person) always has honors under the Mannesah' rule and the last person to draw is the person with the highest score on the last hole. In the event of a tie for the last draw, the youngest person always draws from the 'Robert' pile last.
' New Milwaukee' Variation:
Gather together partial decks of cards that are incomplete and shuffle them together to take away the concept of PROBABLITY and add the element of surprise to your squad's non-boat deck. Many real people in new Milwaukee don't care about owning boats and are trying to keep their squad intact as a method of transportation, since 'Roland Rick' can no longer get anyone from Milwaukee any Ware but might be able to draw them to a cemetary plot closest to North American 'Wesley L. Ashley'.
The anti-truth strategy of movie makers often end up in secretarial pools trying to counter the effect of Steve Martin's photo in a Milwaukee Tech year book and then make the grave error of the unjustified depraved humans who took part in the making of 'The Shawshank Redemption'. If there really has been a person Roland Rick, could he tell the difference between Rick Cardenas, the cautious south side Milwaukee police officer and Roland Hendrikson of Wittenberg, aCuba City, Wisconsin teacher than was seduced by his student, Karen Smith and as a result the developed 'Shannon Hendrikson Wahl' instead of Lula Sky Green, son of Michael the 25th non-Redmond Redwing?
I observe what gets sent out from the Milwaukee ERS letters, but I don't agree with their typical USA forced holiday determinations. Actual angelic beings realize that some people might be making intentional untruthful additions to the newsletters like the Milwaukee Journal has done so many times or that colleges have done with their 'honorary degrees'. Failure to verify correct identities or pass actual tests of deity is a serious problem in and out of insurance offices. Marlene Brummond sure isn't Andre Drummond the Detroit Piston 0 because they were not created equal.
Going back to card strategies like Yoshua went up to Mt. Halak, the new 'Tim and Jarry' legend I started in St. Clair. Michigan. a par for the F9 is like Jack Campbell the NHL goalie from Port Huron and par for the B9 is like Dalton Young the Port Huron Prowler who isn't Dalton Jay the Prowler. Some other person(s) decided that red flags indicate electric lines. yellow flags indicate gas and oil lines and pink flags indicate a SURVEY line, not potable or reclaimed water lines.
I might observe the television theory of Casimir Pulaski being a 'woman' tomorrow after bowling near my spiritually bipolar neighbors. A queen or king from a deck of cards could help cover a flesh wound for awhile to slow down a natural bleeding process, but a paper card is still unable to administer CPR to a live golfer that had a really bad stroke.
Tyrone Rice, Chad Pennington and Simeon Rice are smarter and better leaders than Ty England, Ty Jackson and a Barbie doll in my opinion, but maybe not in Timothy Raczek's Catholic opinion, Anrew Peterson's recording industry philosphy or Tristan Jarry's squad 35 position.
When numeric information disappears from plain view, many people will lose their way and will continue to ignore the warnings of Jeremiah chapter 3 as delivered by a very sober Adam Fink on 'Parable of the Vineyard'. Many people do not heed warnings delivered peacefully and continue to REFUSE to acknowledge their guilt, then lose their protective covering against plagues sooner than a can of Point beer will lose it's contents to Norman Dombrowski while the Ashland Avenue Hop is being played somewhere out there in Patrick LaLime land..
If you object to your HOA's anti-Pilgrim artificial lighting nuisances and Church of England red bow and dead branch decor taking place from late autumn to early winter , I suggest that homeowner's place some orange bulbs in your outdoor, wall mounted permanent light sockets and try to recall the flag legend as you do about you good works after resisting the seducing anti-truthfulness spirit of Christmas , which might at least keep you as biblically literate as Jarvis Lutinski, Blake Lewis and the children of Thomas and Dawn Blakeman.
A real snowman does not represent the Church of England and is sometimes able to become reclaimed water. A fake snowman at least gets you to consider the thought processes of Bill Watterson and other people accepted to M.I.T. after their juvenile records were considered.
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