I know it foolish for any human being to complain about another human being wearing a scarf on their head in most cases. Consider the following facts:
H) A Catholic nun during and before the 1970's wore head coverings very similar to what people claim 'Muslim' females wear now. The Catholic nuns used to be treated with much respect from most people even though they were shrouded like a conservative Muslim woman, so it is high time scarfed women, whether Muslim or not, to say they are trying to attain the 'vintage nun' look !!!
He) My extremely Polish grandmother wore scarfs on her head for many reasons, such as to prevent her hair from getting tangled and wind-blown in summer or covered with snow in the winter. Her scarfs were part of her particular fashion preferences, not a threat to anyone else's security.
Li) In is reasonable to expect a scarf to be 'searched' when going through security check-points, just as any other head covering or jacket might be checked. If women do not want their scarf checked, they should not try to travel through international border lines and stay near to the household or government system that doesn't worry about the area covered by a head scarf.
Be) It is pompous and arrogant of any judge or area to expect anyone to keep a decent head covering off their head after it has been checked and is found to be safe. Decent head coverings include hockey helmets, football helmets, silly Vatican papal hats, old-fashioned Catholic nun veils, baseball hats and wigs as long as they do not have obscene designs on them.
B) Golf visors are technically not head coverings. If keeping your hair in order and protecting your face from sunburn is your goal, stick with a golf visor with or without a thin scarf over your hair and under the visor; this is known as the ' new school Charlie Brown Christmas shepherd look' typified by the Linus character. Unless you have really big ears, it is too hard to keep a rope around your forehead to obtain your Peanuts shepherd look with a scarf, so the golf visor is a more comfortable option.
C) Use a better name for a scarf on over your head and neck area such as 'non-toxic deer fly protection' or fashionable non-aerosol anti-mosquito system approved by Jewish and Catholic statues of 'Mary'.
N) Come up with a better reason than religious tradition to wear a scarf on your head, such as 'I want to prevent my medium brunette color from fading to sun-bleached dark blonde.' This is a terrific international RATIONAL statement to counteract the bigger irrational dangers on earth such as fake blondes who have created a strong delusion which are eventually revealed when the darker hair 'skunk line' appears above the fake blonde area. Weak delusions might occur when humans are only trying to cover their 'grey' rather than completely despise their parent-given genetics.
O) A terrific look for any and all humans who want more protective head coverings is to buy a thin flag of your national preference, fold it to a reasonable 'towel size' and anchor it to your head with a baseball hat tilted whatever the purgatory way you want! This is better than drenching your hair with 'Loreal' hair coloring products and tattoing a flag of the 'USA', 'Canada' or 'Germany' on your back.
F) Covering your face to conceal your identity is what cowards do and what mentally unstable people in 'Easter Bunny' or 'Santa Claus' suits do; covering your face in extreme cold to prevent frost bite is what seasoned winter survivors do when temperatures drop below 10 degrees Fahrenheit.
Ne) For those of us who do not want to wear dead animal skins such as mink or raccoon hats on our heads , topping ourselves with a thin national flag or even a USA Confederate flag under a golf visor or baseball hat could be called an' international non-bride angelic force veil' that is an improvement over the Catholic bishop or 'Darth Vader' look but is still not as fashionable as the typical sombrero.
Na) A thin solid colored scarf ( to cover the neck area) under a beautiful sombrero is the best look to avoid becoming too much of a Middle Eastern 'crowd follower', refusing to evolve into an Irish Setter and go for the better Sombrero option to become a Middle Western trend setter.
I hope I have now cured you of fear of wearing scarf or thin flags in public or fear of seeing 'scarfed humans' in public whose faces are showing.
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