It's the Gadish New Year!

There are some choice greetings you can try to deliver on March 30th to your neighbor. Try the following salutations:

A) Merry Manassah New Year!
B) Tis the season to eat chocolate rabbits that are not named 'Easter bunnies'.
G) Chocolate bunnies were developed to try to get Gentiles to stop eating actual rabbits in the flesh.
g) Check the ingredients to make sure you are buying a quality mock rabbit. Bar code #41236003, Palmer's 'Carrot Patch Pete' ,item #4600342 is an enemy of health and vital statistics, since it has yellow dye#5 in it and  various other anti-food additives.  Although I will not ask Meijers for a refund since the  unhealthy rabbit melted in it's own hotbox after I set it on my windowsill, I cannot recommend 'Palmer's' version of a chocalate Bunny to my friends. I do not intend to eat the chemical-infused Mizewski type candy rabbit  4600342. '342' is a number attached to 'enmity' in Jamers Strong's concordance, so  buyers, BEWARE of chocolate substitute sellers not up to Ambrosia or Hershey Bear standards!
D) Have a Bushy-tailed Benjamin New Year.
H) The Joyous Tribe of Joseph is starting a new year now.
V)  Happy Asher Aviv Day 1!
Z) Zealous Zebulun New Year has begun even without the 2nd amendment properly enforced
C)  Even though I don't know where Steve Begin is, the Israelite New Year has started up again for March Dombrowski.
T) If you don't want me to say 'Happy Israeli New Year' to you, I can say 'Have an extremely Sneezy spring' to you instead.
Y" Do you mind if I sing 'I'll be home for Shavuot'  or would you prefer to hear Pentecost HIghway patrol songs for the Bronson Vikings preparing to do a hard Omer count up to  the 5 0'Clock Gin sectionals?
K) The Erie Ephraim New Year has started.
L) Did you hear my shofar solo last night on the W.I.S.E.  AM airwaves?
M) It's  Naphtali New Year's Day, naturally.
N) Reuben Night shift observed a new annual cycle on March, 29th, 2017.
Sa) Interesting Issachar had a closer  the saved the old year on March 29th,2017. Stay sober, my friend.
P) Dandelion Dinah's 11th Division opened the new year on March 30th, 2017.
Ts) Did you see any Pittsburgh Penguins try and hide in Corey Crawford's net on the Gadish New Year?  ( This is a bottom shelf hockey questions equal to a doog hole in District 1 on a Milwaukee District 5 day.)
Q) HIgh Eye Q Israelites know its safer to drink kale shakes and drive on the Abib 1 that get caught down and drunk on January 1st.
R) I'm going R as in Robert and Roy's way, not Dean Martin's way this hoppy 1st month of the Danish Blue Stone Cold   'A as in Arby's'  Brisket Bunch.



Just a reminder that 'Veggie Tales' is all wrong and has perverted the Truth when it tries to prevent saints from buying chocolate rabbits; try to avoid buying the name 'Easter', not the name 'Black' , since 'Easter' is an unholy law firm in Michigan now. If you believe the Bible and Moses, you are not supposed to eat actual rabbits.