Bell bottoms used to be found at the Indianhead Golf Course in the valley of the 7th fairway, but now it's tee off at someone else's RISK line. I almost started redoing some plantings, but decided to avoid the appearance of me doing work today, a regular sabbath. Sit by, stand by or walk around until I get this hole in Wholey fish order...…….. 538 yards to try and par with a 5.
L) Silvanus
The BLUE 4 expects the gallery of onlookers to know how to cover their own blood vessels in decent attire, and I am an example of such proper coverage. Know ye not that the best golf courses have dress codes? Self-control is often as difficult as trying to control a small boat on Lake Michigan, so knowing what you should do to maintain control of yourself is a prerequisite to controlling you body of blood vessels.
Score:5
E) Jesus Justus
Since most have seen illustrations of Jesus the crucified when he was publicly dishonored by the PILaTe shift, do not do as the PILaTe crew did! Try to encourage your companions to cover the vessel honorably, with attire that reflects a mindset given over to modesty and bodily coverage that is more like Bucky Badger or the Cleveland Browns rather than the Michigan Wolverine cheerleaders who worship the image of basketball beast Michael Jordan.
Score: 3 An honorable eagle!
U) Timothy
Each of you following me on this course understand that possession of the body occurs and as such, make sure your body is not possessed by Dallas Stars promoters! A body possessed by a sanctified and honorable spirit will not need Formula 1 nor Formula 977 designed for Elwood and Harvey the rabbit, thus keeping your vessel clean includes resisting the intake of dead, unclean animals!
Score: 4 A birdie as nifty as Snoopy's buddy, 'Woodstock'!
B) Paul
Since we of BLUE 4 golf know we must be prepared to go left better than Baker Mayfield, it is imperative that we cover our vessel to deter those who know not Yahweh. Going right is not always the correct way to protect your vessel, especially if there is a very unsanctified captain on your right and a honorable, sanctified chief of a sealed tribe on the left! Such covering of honor are sometimes known as tents, a common sight in golf tournaments but more often our possessed body should be covered in tunics and 'tops' that cover the rump we possess if loose lower body 'gangster' clothing is not an option. Know ye not that some people have to wear tight jeans to add pressure to varicose veins and that such tight trousers must be covered by a tunic rather than troubling the BLUE 4 with skin-tight upper body wear fit for a demonic spirit?
Score: 7 A double bogey is good for Eli Manning fans and even better for John Mack's UWSP Pointers!
Caddy version:
"each of you should know how to possess his own vessel in sanctification and honor"
The 5 hole is a 350 yard par 4 according to Cracklewood's guiding light.
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