In this era which seems to have forgotten about Gumby and Magilla Gorilla, most people have the wrong perspective of 'good defense'. Teams with cheerleaders won't pass a 'good defense' test even if they know how to pass the pigskins to North Melbourne Kangaroos. Pete Carroll is not a good coach yet and by the age of 64, he should have been wise enough to get away from the teams that look more like a Playboy club on the sidelines than like a St. Matthew's Greyhound football team when Stachowiak boys were running upright and downfield.
Now that you might have been mentally redirected into appreciation of the Chicago Bears, The Pittsburgh Steelers and the Detroit Lions, let me remind you of a few other biblcal facts for those struggling with dirtary intake for saints that does not rely on the Ray Black, Jr. NASCAR results.
1. God did not create Coca-Cola and God has not claimed that Coca-Cola products are good.
2. God has tred to direct his chosen people toward milk, honey and water , not toward a land flowing with Twizzlers,Kevin Bacon bits,cigarettes and Bud Light. Sometimes it is not what God has officially said 'no' to that matters as much as what he has cleary said YES to to when determining which purchases to pursue and what products to reject..
3. Certain bugs are not to be eaten, even during times of famine. 'Bugs Bunny' is not meant to be food, and a reminder that cartoon figures never end up as actual angels delivering reliable messages needs to be taken into serious consideration. When given a choice between a comic book or a bunch of carrots, a wise human will choose the bunch of carrots as a precious gift.
4. Since this is only the 4th month according to the Levite line of historical leaders, a reminder that 4;28 will be in August this year is as a good as a reminder that Revis Stevenson rented out a nice log home in Wisconsin with an outdoor hockey net included in the price, but that was about 6 or 7 years ago. If you cannot switch from going between Genesis the grandaughter of Lynn Snyder to Torah the grandaughter of Sidney Hallas, you will get caught in a Jamie Sharper vs. Nick Hallas problem sooner than if you already moved on to 'memra lines' in your holy spirit discussions. Naming your children inappropraite names can cause all the wrong people to be coming your way online or offline. Thankfully, my parents did not name any of their children inappropriate names.
5. Home actually has nothing to do with where the heart is unless you have traveled through HOme Pennsylvania. Blood circulation is where the heart is and hopefully home is where the fresh water, milk, honey,fruits, vegetables and some sort of defense plan actually works. When my heart is in Wittenberg, Wi because I wanted to see what my enemies were doing, I knew Wittenberg is not my home and it never will be even though my heart, lungs, hands and kidneys were there for awhile.Returning to literal facts of anatomy and earthly ground coverage eliminates the trend for too many wrong theories about 'home'.
6. Make sure you can recall places you have lived in during your current life and don't worry about past or future lives you think you may have had. Memory retention is as important as any face to face proper combination of physical contact; notice I did not say 'face to buttocks' as a reminder to those few who have wisely decided not ot trsut the Mark Gunger perspective on marriage. If you go worng at face to fact contact, you might never get a chance to understand why Streit talk is better than George Strait talk once you have exited the Blakeman zone and moved forard toward Pabst Theatre concerts.
i hope this helped you remember that Peter Dylan Campbell is a better Peter than Pete Carroll. I don't know why Tyler Harris has the number 18 and I have no idea whatever happened to Ruth Palkans after she substituted for a doctor named Beltran at Milwaukee Good Samaritan hopital back in the early 1980's.
Some levity is better than laxk of effort in reliable and accurate communications.
.
No comments:
Post a Comment