This is a challenge I urge families all across the flat earth to compete in during the next 5 months and beyond if possible. I will attempt to give instructions that an 10 year old male or an 11 year old female should be able to understand, with some very unpopular people named Gary included.
1. First it is imperative to commence procedures for 'humanizing' the dartboard with a changed perspective of 'Gary Anderson'.
1a) In order to shift from 'thing' concepts to person or place concepts, the dartboard must be modified. Place the dartboard on a flat surface and STOP THROWING DARTS completely. (Darts will be replaced with chess pieces, Monopoly metal pieces, different coins or Scrabble square pieces.)
1b) Cut out 20 paper wedges that will fit into the inner triangle spaces of the dartboard, considering the star 'Northstar/Polaris' to be the center of the dartboard which you must try to occupy with your chess piece.
1c) Write the following names on the paper wedges and place them in the appropriate segment of the CGY wheel, formerly known as a 'dartboard':
1. Gary Anderson. NFL
18. Gary Woodland, PGA
4. Choose whichever of the following 'local 6' 'Gary' identities you trust : Gary Hamilton, Gary Hendricks, Gary Kuklinski, Rashan Gary, Gary Flora or Gary Ciula. Don't trust Gary Peters.
13. Gary Puckett&The Union Gap π΅
6. Gary's Foods. Mount Vernon, Iowa
10. Gary Roberts. NHL
15. CGY = ΧΧΧ*
2. Gary Zimmerman. NFL
17. Gary Raymond π
3. Gary Burton, vibraphone musician
19. Gary Doak. 'The Goderich Guy'
7. Gary Player. PGA
16. Gary Peacock, acoustic bass musician
8. Gary Peretto, Wallace&Stephenson Michigan businessman
11. Gary Sheffield, MLB
14. Gary Shuchuk , Wisconsin Badger
9. Gary Crosby OR Gary Cooper
12. Gary Jarrett, Oakland Seals NHL
5. Dan Plesac of Gary, IN
20. Gary of Idaho, goat of Owen Benjamin
2. There are several goals to this game, including memorizing the male characters taking your new 'flat earth board' positions. There also are several ways to win or instantly lose the competition.
2a) Pieces move around the board based on dice toss. Pieces must move counter-clockwise, starting at 'Gary Anderson 1' and heading to or past 'Gary Benjamin 20'. The counter-clockwise movement is to be utilized in all variations of 'win' options. If you understand a 'touchback' in football, why shudder at the thought of touching a goat's back?
2b) Option '20 Pointer' Win: Each competitor should make a '20 box' score sheet and may put an X in the spot they land in. The first competitor to land on each of the 20 'Gary' places wins! This 'win' process could take many trips around your newly devised 'flat earth board'. Since the 24th day of the 9 month is mentioned in 'Haggai', it is advisable to be aware of roughly when that date occurs in the current calendar for the people of ΧΧΧΧ . For instance, in the current year known as 2022, day 24 of the 9th month should be on about December 19th, 2022. Also, you must land on spot 1 after going around the flat earth board once since your initial placement on 1 does not count gain you an X for reaching that position by dice throw downs. Use only 1 dice in this option.
2c) Option '15 Non-Heatley' Win: Whoever first lands on segment 15, ' CGY=ΧΧΧ " AND can then read the entire Book of. Haggai aloud to fellow competitors without getting arrested wins!
2d) Option 'tribe of Don Gaglione' win: Start all participants at 'Gary Anderson 1'Using a bowling game scoring scenario, each competitor rolls the dice 30 times as if rolling 3 games ( 10 frames x 3) of bowling. Each player should have a 'bowling' scoresheet' to add up their series score, with a maximum score nowhere near 600. Whichever player has the highest total after 30 rolls wins and then should research trivia about their final 'Gary' position and report it to the losers. Keep a 'running score' across for each game, as would occur in typical bowling game. If a participant lands on 'Gary Roberts 10', it counts as an actual bowling X (strike) and the next roll gets added to the 10 count. In the event 'Gary Roberts 10' is landed on in frame 10, the participant gets an extra roll to determine how many more points to add to the X (strike) obtained. There will be a sample of this option in upcoming post shortly, but here could be a sample 'game' sequence after landing on 'Gary Roberts 10' in the 5th frame, and then landing on 'Gary Suter 20' in the 6th frame:
12. 28. 47 50. X80 100. 105 116 132 149.
Nifty, heh?
2e) Instant elimination option: Start all participants at 'Gary Anderson 1'. Use 2 dice in this option to make it quicker to get around the 'flat earth board'. Any competitor who land on space 5 is eliminated from the competition; in the scenario of only 2 competitors, this is a sudden regulation win for the competitor who did not land on space 5. Thus, if a person rolls 'snake eyes' on the initial role, he goes from 1 to 5 and is automatically eliminated by 'Dan', the adder in the way. π Again, if a competitor lands on spot 17, his or her token goes into the middle space 'Northstar/Polaris', which it then increases the chance of winning since it is impossible to land on 5 while 'on guard' in the center. However, in the case of several participants, is becomes a longevity test for those that 'Mr. 3.64, Dan Plesac ' doesn't eliminate from the CGY wheel. ( Some people suspect that the jacinth is the tribe of Dan, but I contend that jacinth is the tribe of Gd, the 7th born of ΧΧ©Χ¨ΧΧ .
3. In the course of any of the above game options except the 'tribe of Don Gaglione' option, if your piece land on 'Gary Raymond 17 π' , you must then occupy the center of the flat earth board in the 'Northstar' or 'Polaris' position and must remain there until all the other competitors have been eliminated or until another competitor lands on spot 17, 'Gary Raymond π', to replace you.
4. Once you have been relieved of your 'Northstar/Polaris' duty, you return to spot 17 to continue play but must wait your turn, rolling only after the competitor you originally rolled after. In option 2c, you can lose getting stuck in the center Polaris position if an active competitor in motion lands on segment 15 as depicted in 2c. In option 2e, you can win at the Northstar/Polaris center if all the other players get eliminated at spot 'Dan Plesac 5'.
5. In addition, all competitors who learn to appreciate this novel change-up of a dartboard should start to research each person in the interior circle and share such trivia when they land on a 'Gary'. It would also be a terrific memory goal to memorize the 'Gary' on each number and then when you see silly people throwing darts at the board, you can utter comments like ' You hit Gary Shuchuk's place!' or ' You hit Dan Plesac's wedge!' to intentionally send dart tossers into a slight case of derision or at least have them recheck their 'hearing' devices as they reconsider how silly it is to throw darts at a board that has no apparent logic to it's numbering sequence.
6. While a competitor is stuck in the center @ Northstar, make sure the active players keep the same order of dice rolling. This is why it helps to use coins for 4 players, since the penny goes before the nickel which goes before the dime which goes before the quarter. Chess pieces also work well for 6 players or less, since the established order goes: pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen and king. Scrabble pieces work well for any number of players up to 26, since the English alphabet establishes A as rolling before B, continuing on to Y before Z.
7. All of these 'dartboard' conversion games are also good for teaching math skills to people of any age. Yes, even the elderly need to practice math skills, be it dice roll or a running score in the 'bowling' option.
8. Go ahead and invent a ' Sawyer Sewer Brownie' or 'Another Side' to think about Sheffield positions.
9. Stramel vs. Rotramel is a reasonable battle of 'Creeping Charlie' tests that should commence on December 2, 2022 when Brett Lindros completes his 'silver year 47'; of course, people can withdraw from a battle only if the opponent is willing to achieve a W by default rather than earning a W.
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In Nevada, the reading of the letters of 'Paul', the teachings of the Quran and the book of Leviticus are now forbidden by Nevada law , aren't they? I've not been able to verify about that report from a pro-Christianity video on 'Rumble', but I suspect it is time for the prudent to be SILENT as they leave the state of Nevada to relocate in a state where it is not a crime to be opposed to atheism, lewd and lascivious behaviors and openly anti-heterosexual politicians. Stop the epidemic of hetero-phobia!!!!
Someday my grandchildren might see a dartboard and think of me, the grandmother their parents wouldn't let them 'get to know', mostly because I do not agree with much of the doctrine they have been taught and I chose not to defend thieves or those who think divorce court is a laughing matter. and place to openly smirk. It's obvious I think about my grandchildren though they have been coerced to forget me. Owen Benjamin is more likely to understand my positioning and survival tactics than the people who would have preferred that I had gotten poisoned to death by the associates of Shane David Hendrikson and his dangerous drug pushers.
Gees, even protestant Sunday-churched Jean Bertier 'got to know' Julius Campbell, correct? 9 months from now I'll need to 'get to know' Owen Benjamin and his family of bears that aren't propaganda pandas.
Who knows if someday my grandchildren will get access to this blog after they are 18 years old and then overlook my writings as some have overlooked Laura Ingalls Wilder's books or 'Calvin and Hobbes' comic books?
Live and learn by trying to master a brand new board game developed by me, currently known as 'Gary's Goat Wheel'
How many years has Gary Sheffield completed as of November 18, 2022 ?
Incidentally, I'm not part of JW.ORG but I am aware of the question "What if Mary had chosen to have an abortion?' If you voted for a pro-abortion candidate or failed to vote against Michigan proposal 3, it seems extremely hypocritical to celebrate 'Christmas' as the birth of an infant who CLEARLY can't eliminate your intentional choice to be anti- ΧΧΧΧ .
I wonder why Gary Player's nickname is tied to chess piece " ♞ "?
⛳ π π²π³π΄π΄ π ⛰☾ π'' Where's the TEE boxers? "
π₯π₯ When I try this game for the first time, I'll use 4 coins and Option 2b; let's see if Lincoln,Washington, Jefferson or Roosevelt wins by providence or by chance. The winner will then play against a chunk of beryl.
Flat Earth Opener of 'Gary's Goat Wheel' is in progress; results are coming in....
1st place: George Washington's quarter . With 4 pieces, this game took about 45 minutes, which is very reasonable. Last spot George Washington needed to land on: Spot 6, Gary's Foods in Mount Vernon, IA!π
2nd place: Thomas Jefferson's nickel; last spot the nickel needed to land on was spot 2 'Gary Zimmerman'
3rd place: Abraham Lincoln's penny
Last at 'Northstar/Polaris' place: Franklin Roosevelt's dime; Roosevelt's dime never made it to spot 10, 'Gary Roberts'.
Time for all places to be determined was about 70 minutes, again reasonable unlike some Monopoly games.
For probability and statistics trivia, the last spot Lincoln needed to land on was spot #11, Gary Sheffield!!!!
What's the odds of that occurring on Gary Sheffield's birthday?
Now, it's beryl vs. Washington, with the 2e option being tested.
Results: George Washington's quarter landed on spot 4 first, thus lost to a chunk of beryl substituting for UWSP hockey player, Isaac Moberg. This only took less time than 2 minutes in a penalty box! I then opted to change the elimination position from 4 to 5 for future lapis lazuli π΅ references.
I hereby do seriously recommend 'Gary's Goat Wheel' as a wonderful, historic board game suitable for children living in Idaho or adults waning away in Wisconsin with not children to say 'I love you, my anti-abortion, non-jailed parent'.
In order to best link this project to 'Cold Hand Jacinth' like a Saukville 'SAWSGE' on YOUTUBE, 'COLD HAND JACINTH' has compiled video selections to fill in the dartboard blank expressions of erratic number sequencing; modifications were made to include Gary Peacock and Gary Burton since I couldn't find any videos of amateur musicians Gary Hamilton and Gary Flora.
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