A woman who said her last name is 'Berg' told me the Cleveland Browns also do not have cheerleaders, so limiting my positive attitude and fan enthusiasm toward the Pittsburgh Steelers and Chicago Bears is as bad as the typical Bible Student who stays attached to a weekly sabbath and the dietary suggestions but never gets around to keeping the feast of unleavened bread and Yom Kippur. What I had been doing ( preferring the Pittsiburgh Steelers and the Chicago Bears) did not HURT me, but I am now embarassed of the lack of accuracy I had in my NFL belief system.
I tried to confirm Berg;s information and a COMPUTER search kicked back information that the Cleveland Browns, the New York GIants as well as the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Chicago Bears DO NOT have dance squads or cheerleaders. The verbal reports I got have changed my attitude and I now have to keep an eye on any Cleveland Brown home games and New York Giant home games to confirm the good news I got. Even though the Buffalo Bills were mentioned, I know it was not the thoughtful and moral choice of the Buffalo Bills owners to eliminate their whorish sidelines shows so they have not proven themselves to be a team that I want to be affiliated with. The Buufalo Bills toute of behavior was equivalent to eliminating unclean meats from a menu leaving the meal buyer appear to be eating as a Bible believer should rather than giving them the opportunity to CHOOSE between good and evil.
Without the proper and complete information on options for the four of our attention, the simple-minded football fans might not be able to tell the difference between Anthony Brown of the Dallas Cowboys and Anthony Wickershan who isn't Ayers#15 of the Steelers. Ayers #15 is in better hands than the typical casino chips since how we earthlings attaempt to earn and obtain money to survive does matter. to a righteous God that is NOT an elf on a shelf.
I heard about the theory of the elf on the shelf from a child today, so I countered it with the 4th of July bunny who is smart enough to eat vegetables instead of candy. The facts about the behavior of the bunny seen on the 4th of July did capture the attention os the brilliant, kind and thoughtful child that I was blessed enough to dine with today and eventually she will find out that a bunny is as real as the tribe of Issachar. If I progressed from belief in tooth fairies and Santa Claus to belief in a lifestyle designed for an Israelite, and stones as the good, beautiful and very safe sign of tribes of Israel, so can she someday. Until the day my new 8 year old friend stops relying on shelf elf activites and theories, i gave her a few facts about super 8's such as oxygen, Martin Van Buren, King Jpsoah and Paul Coffey the 8th greyhound with no opposition from her parents who also happen to be part of my family through marriage.
Somehow, I 'd like to get a proper parable started about the Pentecost rabbits who travel on Michigan route 50 so my 8 year old friend can safely match up the animal rules for Noah's ark with the impotance of having good healthy grains fueling the human body. Of course, any good and holy parable about rabbits bill be anti-Playboy and based on non-fictional creatures that are located in non-fictional locations.
If the Cleveland Browns and New York Giants actually don't have cheerleaders, I apologize for not including them in my 'anti-Dallas Cowboy' pro-decency efforts. Hopefully, I will stand after being properly corrected tomorrow.
Bon soir, bon nuit and bon jour!
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