Saturday, August 27, 2016

'The Pledge Of Allegiance Ban' Can Make You Wiser Than 'Kaepernick the Unjust'

If you need to check on another Ban line, you know what it feels like to work at Wlagreens, Sheetz or Superamerica stores carefully noticing the deodorant lines. The elected but not perfected dictator of the United States tried to forbid a declaration of belief in 'God' again, but there are so many simple ways to evade his vain attempt to discourage considering the 13 stripes and 50 stars that I will freely share a few with you. Since uttering the pledge of allegiance in a school that gets federal aid might force you into budget reductions, choose some of the following options:

A) Advise the schoolchildren and the adult paid staff of a school that they may speak the words of the pledge of allegiance during their lunch break or write it down every morning on a piece of paper if they want to.

*Don't be as ignorant as Colin the racist bigoted quarterback of the 49ers who believes in error that many times 'white' people are oppressed by 'black' people, including the oldest son of Donald and Jesse Jackson of Milwaukee, but as a person educated by good public school teachers in Milwaukee, I wouldn't confine the Jackson's human skin terms to black or white. I, a naturally light brown USA citizen, has been oppressed many times by those who resemble Colin the ignorant offensive 49er and who Colin refers to as 'black', so he proved his ignorance of just scales in his racially biased tongue and  displayed a severe lack of intelligent historical prudent balance in his speech.  

B) Amend the original flawed allegiance and improve it.  Although there is not yet really an official ban on saying the pledge of allegiance and rumors intentionally spread all the way to Monte Judah 's informants, being able to quickly retract information that is untrue is a sign being wise. Marathon County(WI) Sheriff's Department and Macomb County (MI) Sheriff's department are not wise nor justified yet based on their  stubborn refusal to correct THEIR errors in judgment after receiving false information from Shane David Hendrikson(WI), from Stuart Rottier(WI) and from the staff of the Suburban Ice Group staff(MI). As I and you might have noticed, I did not report that it is currently illegal to say the pledge of allegiance in or out of public schools. In some cases, rumors do lead to an eventual very idea that gets put into action, so be careful which rumors you coounter-attack or use as a plan that you didn't think of.

C) As an example or point B:

I pledge to study the United States flag
I'll also stop carrying a Halloween bag
13 fabric  stripes say 'Benjamin sieves'
50 fabric stars say 'Shavuot lives'
I'll check the fabric of my state
To see what other signs relate
To an image much better than any Obama
And causes me to remember my mama

D) Some of us are not under God anymore but have chosen to walk alongside God like a holy angel.
As a reminder of this, those forbidden to utter the original 'Pledge of Allegiance' should read Deuteronomy Chapter 7, with emphasis on verses 15-20; such verses explain why diseases have departed from commandment keepers and reminds commandment keepers not to pity the fools who are enemies of the word 'God' or 'Gad'

E) In a basic English rights movement, change the word 'God' to Gad and in doing so legally and technically you should still be able to receive federal funds for your school. Those wise enough to utter the words aloud 'One nation under Gad' will be in far less trouble with the Chief Shepherd of Israel than one nation claiming to be under Hillary Clinton or under the current overpaid  Muslim president I did not vote for. Of course, there are about a dozen nations that are subdivisions of the nation of Israel that still have to reject the nation of Islam in order to prosper and survive, such as one nation under Levi, one nation under Reuben and one nation under Simeon.

F) For those who still believe in Templeton the rat, Gaffney that isn't in South Carolina and mermaids instead of wisely believing in Eldad, Medad and Moses, claim you are one nation under a groove thing and utter the following anti-dictator anti-Nazi, anti-Hillary, anti-CocaCola message:

I pledge allegiance to saints who won't sin
and to every gatekeeper that lets me in
and with a republic can filled with Schlitz
I'll remember Joseph and Alphabits
One holy nation under a groove
Sure isn't Europe so I might not move
There's copper mines and iron mines
Within USA and Canadian lines
If I should wake before I die
Obeying the Law is what I'll try

G) In case you are an independent pessimist still trusting in your teacher's union, another delightful version of a classroom pledge might be the following:

'We pledge allegiance to the contents of our shoes
Not to Tom Brady or the St. Louis Blues.
B Men or Be Defense!'

This short self-centers pledge strategy works well with New York money checkers, Beit=2, Bears, Brock, Bell,  4 checking at Beryllium, Brewers, Beer, Boston, Bollinger, straight chemistry table students and Boron teams and is not contrary to straight A men, X men and Wyman teams.

H) Take the local route and lead your class or assembly in a pledge to your state flag. For instance:

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the tolerable state of Michigan and to the cute eagle in the middle  which looks like David Akers, Michael Vick or Cris Carter; one state, under Canada, over Indiana and over Ohio with fresh water and Bibles for anyone that can afford to buy fresh water and Bibles.

In this case, every state can still rake in federal funds and consider the day that the United States might fall apart because of the lack of being properly united  and willing to subject themselves to good laws under the protection of the most accurate, most just and most holy  God.


I hope I have convinced you that no anti-Pentecost Highway system, no Muslim president named Obama and no teachers' union filled up with Harry Potter plans and Viagra quotes can outsmart or defeat Gadites or the true tribe of Joseph sardonyx 5 hole keepers.  If you're outnumbered no matter what, make sure your out number is a good number such as '50','13', '23', '243' or '68' and that your jersey that is out-numbered is decent enough to wear in public without making you look like a anti-holy whore.

Practical advice will not come from the lips of the current United States government leaders but the USA constitution still allows for practical advice to come from citizens who are willing to reject the consumption of frog legs, snails and shrimp, denounce Islamic tactics,denounce the Vatican plan,  and denounce Nazism rather than denounce Pittsburgh and Omer, Michigan.  If you are blessed enough to be able to watch old episodes of 'Leave it to Beaver' instead of being deranged enough to watch the Dallas Cowgirls, you might be reminded that watching decent reruns is part of learning about history that the current anti-George Washington administration and anti-God teachers don't want you to LEARN about.









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