Patrick Lebeau, the 5 point king!

I'm not Catholic, I'm not a fish

I won't be black nor part Irish

I must declare that green madness

Can shift toward Ms. Sarah Fadness

Quietly I doth protest

Surely fake clovers not the best

When it's your chance in heaven's line

There won't be any papacy sign

Not many years ago I tried

To suggest a 'St. Patrick' guide

That edges out the Irish drunks

And hedges in some hockey chunks

 When Patrick Sharp  the Vermont cat

Can't keep up with Patrick Roy's bat 🦇

200 might direct your thoughts

Toward Patrick Lalime's goalie bouts 

When in the quiet of you mind

Think of what's left or right behind

A pawn is set before a king

In chess, is there a king of swing?

Patrick Cantlay's ups and downs

Might suffice a saint, not crowns

Real kings must fight through battles

With their own hands, not baby rattles! 

Resist the crowds in Catholic green

Slide over toward a pizza scene

Master a Pittsburgh chef's blend twist

Like Rhett Butler in Georgia's mist

The bridge king's not the tunnel king

There's dummy hands swinging a Ping

If pizza scenes are not for you

Join March 18th's new breakfast crew 🍹

 'Hogan's Heroes' old saint outfits

Reject Mahommes but not Bob's grits 

Kane's no king nor Russell Wilson

Think like Russ Kempka, the person!   🏌

Don't drag your body's precious veins

Into the false 'St. Patrick'  lanes

No NFL nor NASCAR pile

Will defeat cute king Lebeau's smile

 King Patrick, the aged Penguin rare

An 8th round gem, not Quebec's hare

Will always be, within my deck,

"Patrick Lebeau of cold Quebec"

Now you know king Patrick's twine

Survived in a Calgary Flame line

Slipped through Florida Panther cash

King Patrick Lebeau's thread's not trash 

Statue worship never becomes 'fun'

Insane as nudity under the sun

On the 17th of March you'll dine?

Choose corned beef pizza without swine 

⛳ If  March 18th seems correct and right

To avoid a ' Patrick Guzzo'  fight

Find a breakfast cafe and sing: 

🎵" Patrick Lebeau , the 5 point king!" 🂾

                                         

Need 'Sound of Music' tunes to BEAR up with?

  ...Lebeau's 54 going on 55

  District V has no pope

  Squads gets reset like hearty Qeseth 

  With no one named Faith or  Hope

  Don't bow down to French Macron's raised nose

  If strength you do desire

 Don't pit yourself against your parents *

As those who don serpent's attire! 

 

 * I  actually didn't know Boaz was so popular in the Freemason's cult.  The I=ע seems to be silent in misleading English versions of  'OBED'. When עובד  is  twisted and reversed, it become like  more like artificial Dubai zone... not like Lake DuBay or 'Claude Dubois' of 'Hogan's Heroes'.

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      🏒  Who's the author of this original poem? It's  Milwaukee M. Swedowski 🍺, not A. Spoerri.

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This post is not about a Michigan State faculty member, a Canadian real estate agent nor an M.S.O.E. hockey player from Illinois. It is only about Patrick Lebeau, the full brother of Stephan Lebeau of St. Jerome, Quebec.