Monday, March 31, 2025

'The Happy Schnapps Combo' Aisle 31 evening: Solihull Jesters VS April Fools

This is a specialized anti-attorney 4-step  challenge for those like ME who are willing and able to keep the 2nd passover on the evening of April 14th , 2025 in your own home IF in fact you could not observe any moonlight on March 30, 2025 due to geo-engineered could cover more toxic than the Solihull Storms jerseys.

0. 'The Funeral March of a Marionette' by Charles Gounod is for March fools day.

1. It's important to intentionally eat some yeast on April 14 before sundown at a semi-public location to see if in doing so you will get cut off from the state of Israel or if such a valid delay of personnel observance of the week of unleavened bread still brings blessing unto your household.  Since Baker Mayfield's birthday is on April 14th, maybe have some cake to avoid becoming part of a Jehovah Witness anti-birthday unit.

2. This is merely a corporation Council Bluff  question to trip a Wausau Woodchuck in  a Vermont Castings stove checker guise. 

Which hockey player puck pushing results amount to nothing more than being within the code of a bag of non-GMO oyster crackers coded 093215150400?

M)  Brian Rafalski's 515 NHL points

A) Patrick Roy's Montreal Canadiens 321 wins

R) Jiri Novotny's 51  NHL points

C) Mathieu Roy's 215th 7 round NHL draft place

H) Patrick LeBeau's 5 NHL points    ğŸ’¡ < Can you see the patch of blue without  Shelley Winters?

3.  If you completed 1 and  answered 2, there is still a matter of Richard Dawson's SAFE crackers. Personally, I'd pick WASA crackers as leavened crackers or Mary's Gone Crackers as unleavened crackers rather than choosing oyster crackers with leaven or Cracker Jack without leaven, but I never bothered taking a health or camping class at UWSP.  Choose your unleavened crackers and fry your unleavened bread carefully, then decide if VS is a short form of valedictorian&salutatorian combination or if it is Visanthe Shiancoe in the middle since Virgil Smith in the middle is not an option.

4. When you hear the song 'Cold As Ice', you have to blurt out 'Hey...that's the Dean Butler song' rather than doing worse and trying to Blart  your way into a Victoria's Secret zone of perverse, lewd and whorish marketing. This should be less costly than earning a camo belt in an ATA class.

5.  Pray to YHOwH  and ask to be sealed into the tribe of  × ×¤×ª×œ×™ since you bravely departed from the Talmud brood and are opposing Nehemiah Gordon&Mike Winger's incorrect combo unit.  Although I am not convinced that the Book of Revelation is accurate in Greek or English form, this means you understand that END can mean ' to consummate'  or complete an engagement period as כָּלָה / H3615 in the feminine form suggests.  The phrase 'and then shall the end come' is for Jesus fanatics can mean the end of virginity. As a matter of listening to an opinion,  it has been told to me that  being unmarried for 7 years  without intercourse nor fornication re-establishes a natural female as a virgin after she has been put away or dumped by an unfaithful spouse.   Supposedly, Menasha gets sealed in 6th place, not 5th place.

F. You shouldn't have expected an easy challenge now that  March 31st has been declared to be March mechanical drafting day.  F6 Atlanta currency is Cash the pampered dog in a Dryer section. 

7. Anyone that wants Aaron Rodgers on their NFL roster is an actual fool, not a Solihull Jester.

"Got a T square or a Square D pizza?"  -  Mr. Dill's  electronic shop and German school survivors

 

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