Sunday, July 20, 2025

Neptunium in Pisces? Sift the Texas Rangers

 The Seattle Mariners do carry the pronged of Neptune around, but where is did the sucker fish they were trying to spear run into a dill pickle spear?

Squad 93 matters to Milwaukee district 3 even if it doesn't matter to Milner and Webb making hard contact with a Bochy ball 15.

Milner and Webb aren't always Martin and Jack, but where is 'The Friendly Giant' to set the Rocker in front of a fireplace after the drawbridge got dropped by a Behr and Monty Python's Flying Circus Peanut 260??

Neptune isn't Nb 41 or Np 93.  

Maybe the Texas Rangers need to be sifted by other Rangers! Here's a new batting order that wasn't contrived by Max Baer and Jersey Joe Walcott's special 53 punch line:

0. Mosinee's  Ranger Street  roundabout exit on HWY 153

1.Ezequiel Duran #53, Texas Ranger

2. New York Rangers coach Mike Sullivan

3. Ford Ranger pickup 

4. Ranger boats

5. Polaris Ranger  ATP's

6. Kitchener Rangers alumni

7. Toronto Maple Leafs Paul Ranger,  "Mr. -11"

8. Chuck Norris pretending to be a Texas Ranger

9. Marcus Semien, Texas Ranger  ⚾

10. the lone golf ranger from Heather Hills course in Romeo, MI

11. Major Robert Rogers,  Army ranger, 1943 AD

12. HeBReW 156

13. BeEr 72


It  seems that only Ezequiel Duran  passed  Detroit Tigers catcher Dingler up to Ranger Street residents in Mosinee, Wisconsin while Duran assigned to Squad 53.

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