If I were the G opposing Edmonton Oiler McDavid #97....

 If I were the hockey G opposing Connor McDavid #97, I would raise my goalie stick up to  a horizontal position is it was probable he was going to invade and defile my crease area with the arrogance he has been loading up within himself.  I'd hold my position and let his crash into my goalie stick at his high rate of speed and McDavid can accept a neck injury while I would be defending my body against McDavid's obvious disrespect for the duties and purpose of a goalie the opposes the McDavid types. Conor McDavid is not a route through Spencer, Wisconsin where Cody Moline and Ryan Monarch can be recalled while noticing street signs rather than focusing on $ signs. McDavid is like the rental unit at 97 Bristol Road in Birmingham, England or Bradford Scott's rented post office box # 97 in Vernal, Utah; he contains an uncooperative attitude when proper or serious communications are more important than his next request for more money.

I wouldn't laugh when McDavid was tossed away from me and possibly injured from his own disrespect of my body and I'd even be willing to accept a 29 game suspension, knowing full well McDavid would never again come anywhere near the area I am expected to defend with my own body.  Indeed, my move against McDavid would surpass the move o quarterback f Ronnie Bass because I would have used my staff as part of my self-defense.

Ryan Monarch and Cody Moline passed a cooperation test; Bradford Scott from Canada and United World Missions aka UWM based out of Charlotte, N.C.  not our of Milwaukee's east side, have failed so many times there is no reason to offer them a retest option such as fictional Adam Kendall  got while depicted at a Minneapolis college.

Although I wouldn't laugh after I theoretically countered McDavid's offense, I also wouldn't shed a tear for him if he was seriously maimed due to his own excessive speed and overly, agressive, invasive tendencies.