Friday, November 1, 2024

Lost at Hole 11?

 

1. Ask what size shoe size 11 converts to in European footwear markets.

 2. Read Hosea chapter 11: verse 12 and define ' a lie'.

 3. Go to John Byce and have him point out the location of a Rockwood rather than a Zirbel.

 4. Go to a salt shaker and ask for Victor Earl's GPA rather than asking Las Vegas THEODORE  for Revere wear from a Dryer collection.

5. Consider the works of Daniel Cleary as opposed to the works of Ron Dayne and determine which or the 2 or neither might actually be referred to as a 'good father' figure.

6. Most hockey players have 0 saves; don't be afraid to ask a male ice hockey goalie for directions  to an ice box, a water closet, a rock hopper or a clean pizza box, even if the goalie's surname isn't 'McGaver'.

7. Ask Joseph Pavelski what the lyrics to 'Extreme Days' means instead of asking him to speak with a 7-11 accent.

8. Don't go to Adam Kawatski...unless you have to.

9. Go to Kelly Sutherland or find s complete NOBODY to exchange for all your paper currency made in Dallas and marked with a K.

 10. Try to get an accurate description of  the 11th stone mentioned in Revelation chapter 21 from Michael Gartner AKA 'Mr. 708'.

11. The 11th sealed group of 12,000 is typically considered to be יוסף  ., but that's only if you believe the ancient reports from the Patmos berg tossed in a 66 layer salad after the book of Jude. 

12. 93 is in the middle of 119312, and 93 might as well be Joe Schobert, the short-term Pittsburgh Steeler.

13. Consider the 13th billiard ball; golf might not be your best option.

14.  Paul Frederick Stanton of Boston, Massachusetts is as real as Gary Schuchuk; don't believe that all badgers are created equal.


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