There once was a vegan who entered a diner without a club. The diner was named " The Butcher's Plate'.
Bewildered but not bewitched, she viwed the menu for a neat and tidy bowl option and chose the liver with onions. When the waiter arrived with her plate, she asked him to de- liver it. He boasted ' I already delivered it to you.' The vegan delclared ' You dod mot de-liver it yet!. Must I de-liver my plate myself again?'
The waiter then watched the customer toss the beef liver to the pointer below her picnic table.
Jon Michelizzi isn't Miroslav Satan, but thankfully neither of them were aborted by a horrible mother, and December 25th should typically we a regular work day...unless it occurs on the 7th day.
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