Chapter -0: Go to chapter +2, 'Bob Bassen'.
Chapter -46: There was a certain woman who accomplished 4 lawful defensive tasks in a random manner. She was charged with disorderly conduct and made an appearance in court to contest the penalty associated with the ridiculous disorderly conduct accusation. She questioned the accusing state officer and asked " what order should I have completed those lawful tasks in?" The accusing state officer uttered ' I don't know the answer to that question' and the state charges of disorderly conduct were dropped.
Chapter '15 for at least 2': When lane 15 opens up at a grocery or department store without Pius Suter in sight, exclaim ' 'Gambler Sheldon Dries' if you are in Wisconsin, 'Brunette Bart Starr' if you like J.T. Miller and Ohio, 'Erik Cole Caufield' if you are in Michigan, ' PEY king duck' if you are ducking into P rather than F class, 'Billiard ball Recchi' or ' Sudbury Sean sheepdog!' to utilize special S words instead of 'Special K' ingredients . 🏡 "Tyler German' can be your default exclamation if you also want to bark like a pointer.
Chapter 298: Random acts of unkindness against innocent babies and against legally employed adults are increasing in popularity and are actually encouraged by the Obama& Biden regime; prepare your necessary defenses against such unrighteous unkindness accordingly.
Chapter 54: If you can't find a comedy club, look for a serious club to defend yourself against invasive needles or to ward off treasonous occupiers of local, state or federal government positions. If you made it to 54, you should have started planning for the worst in 1970.
Appendix 27: Vlad Namenstikov is currently a 2987, not a 8121. T-Mobile doesn't actually care how you view a ץ or if you want to stand on a book labeled 'Word of God' .
Chapter 52: The better case scenario is sometimes a sturdy leather brief case; expect to be unhappy with the worst case scenarios and do worry when you rejected an opportunity to choose what would only have been a bad case scenario such as reasonable paying child support to the mother of your child instead of going to Sunday bible classes or Saturday church services.
Chapter 1: A new form of a Bowling Green slider has been spotted in Michigan bearing historic tag 216234. Why is 216234 historic in Michigan? Because it is a Curt Schilling (216) Eric Boulton combo with no hyphens included. The Corvette has nothing to do with the term 'slider', the Schilling has a lot to do with a slider.
Chapter 2: When ordering an Italian product like Sixto Lezcano, ask for Product 174 and see if Andrew Brunette appears before a glass of CHAmPAgNe. If the CHAmPAgNe is served to you, it might not be a Brut beast liquid.
Chapter 3: When refusing to celebrate anything on December 25th, do celebrate something on May 3rd and yodel out a autumn song such as 'Early Autumn' in memory of the southern hemisphere seasonal upheavals.
Chapter 4: If Jackson Hinkle graduated from high school with a 4.1 GPA but it was impossible for Kenneth Munson or Robert 'Bob' Johnson to graduate with a 4.1 GPA because the standards weren't lowered to A=5 points in 1979, is Jackson Hinkle smarter than Romeo high school student Jackson Swords but not as smart as a valedictorian?
Chapter 5: When traveling through zip code 49781, decide what non-numerology figure should replace 81 to reduce the numerology to 497 (________):
0. 497 Megatron
1. 497 Randy Moss
2. 497 Miroslav Satan
3. 497 Ryan Daisy
4. 497 Dakota Joshua
5. 497 Japan
Chapter 6: If you cannot discern between Prince Fielder and Bob Bassen, you should be able to.
Chapter 1135: Do not confuse unkept campaign promises with champagne in the ass. 💝
Chapter +2: Bob Bassen had 88 goals; this is end of month 88 for this 8th year heading toward +96 Vyacheslav Koslov figure 13's.
Chapter -39: Strongs H2930 does mean unclean and defiled, but how could Milwauke District V ever be clean and undefiled if it is being utilized properly? Let this be a Cole Caufield lesson unto Kelly Norris, the magazine gardener who looked silly in a bright pink shirt.
Chapter -5: יהו is not son of a 26'er named מגוג nor Gomer Pyle, USMC.
Chapter 29: If you do not want to be improperly labeled as some sort of a Jewish man or practicing Israelite , blow a 'gadwall' call or sound a harmonica instead of a blowing a shofar like Robin Bullock and so many other hypocrites do in this dusk of an old era. Sure, this is a wartime strategy of survival, but it's difficult to endure until the end of an old era if you are murdered by an unjust murderer. Real holy women who are alert should never want to be labeled as a 'Jewish man' but might not be afraid to be labeled as a Yahwehist or a non-Semite.
Chapter -1: Kyle Kluck minus Lyle Waggoner = Kyle Kluck.
Chapter +3: USA's Shawn Chambers 235 is +3 points over Canada's Bob Bassen's 232.
Chapter 1532: Saluting an frog or a cicada is a sign of intelligence; saluting a treasonous president is treasonous.
Chapter 33: If you cannot decide on a name for your local mourning dove, call the dove 'Randy Falk the 33rd' and treat the mourning dove with respect and kindness as you would treat your aged grandfather or the mother that maintained your dwelling when you were confined to her womb with the intent to be delivered someday.
Chapter 🎱 ; Go ahead and have an extremely unhappy recreational boat landing; struggling, honest working taxpayers actually don't care if your uppity yacht or expensive toy labeled 'Mastercraft' sinks.
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